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On Ur Single Smile Thousands Ppl Die So ?

Keep Smiling
Nd

Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN

But….

Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror

Warna

Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay

May, 18 2010 185 chars (2 sms) 2457 views Funny

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In which case

In which case-MAN start Swetting

in 10 mins & WOMAN wan 2 go On & On..

Think..

shopping

Judge: Kya Tum Jail Gye Ho..?

Judge: Kya Tum Jail Gye Ho..?

Chor: Ji Nahi, Hujur!

Judge: To Isme Rone Ki Kya Baat Hai Abhi Bhej Dete Hai..!!
:-/)

Pathan Proposed girl

Pathan Proposed girl wid a romentic poetry,
Kutta mar gaya razai main,
Main Paagal hun teri judai main.
Gobar pe machar baith nahi sakta,
Pathaan tere bin reh nahi sakta.

Bazar wali nazuk si

Bazar wali nazuk si

office wali naram naram

mohalay wali patli si

hotel wali Chikni chikni

ghar wali garma garam

wese aap kahan ki ROTI pasand kartay hein?

Tumhara Blood Group Kya ha?

Tumhara Blood Group Kya ha?
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.Urgently call karke bata
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Mere Dost ke Kutte ka accident ho gaya hai
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Doctor ne kaha kisi aawara kuttee ka khhon chaiye

JIN.Admi se

JIN.Admi se

Kia huqum hai mere aaqa?

ADMI.Jin se bola

mujhe aik khubsorat larki chahiyeh

JIN.bola.
me kokaf ka jin hon koi
Girlz hostil ka princpal nahi.. :p

q salay mirchain khtm ho gai

SRDAR ne 1 TOTA pala
or usko
mirchain
khlata gya.

1 Month k bad SRDAR ne TOTAY se pucha:
"Mian Mithu Churi Khani"

TOTA:
"Q Salay
Mirchain Khtm Ho Gai"

pathan khudkushi!

Pathan:
Khudkushi pr tqreer kr rha tha
Khudkushi
Hram hy
Zulm hy
Gunah hy
Buzdili hy
Pagalpun hy
Aisi haram mot marne se behtr he insan apne ap ko Goli mar dy

''Jab kabhi TooT k bikhro to batana mujh ko

''Jab kabhi TooT k bikhro to batana mujh ko
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Main thora bohat welding ka kaam bhi janta hoon.''

Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?

Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?

Student:Aap ki beti sexy hai
ye hamari soch hai lekin,

Wo hamare hath se bach jaye gi

ye Aapka vehem hai..->?

A Girl Speaks To A Boy

A Girl Speaks To A Boy

GIRL : O BHAIJAAN

Please.....

BOY: Kutti Kamini Confuse Kyon Karti Hai..

Ya To BHAI Bol Ya JAAN Bol..

Dhanya Rs=3

Dhanya Rs=3 Mirch Rs=5 Palak Rs=15 Aaloo Rs=20 Teenday Rs=30 Tomato Rs=40 Yeh sab tu mehanga hai... par sms tu sasta hai! phir karti kion nahi? kanjoos.

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