On Ur Single Smile

On Ur Single Smile
On Ur Single Smile Thousands Ppl Die So ?

Keep Smiling
Nd

Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN


But….


Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror


Warna

Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay
  

May, 18 2010     185 chars (2 sms)     1952 views       Funny

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1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha:

Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia.

Pathan Writes at the End of Incomplete Question,

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Baqiya Hissa Roll no. 54234 k Paper Per Mulahiza Farmayen. :-)
1 Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you”
kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
2 boy:Mazaar
1Boy:woh kion?
2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.
They Say

One Out Of Every 4
People Are Crazy


Think Of Your
3 Closest Friends



If They Seem Normal ,




You Are This One .... ;->
What Do You Call A Beautiful Woman iN West Indies . . . . ?
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TOURiST . . . ;->
When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
''You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!


Just a second, don''t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..''


Doctor To A Kid:
Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
"Appendicitis" ?

Kid: Yes ... !

Doctor: When ... ?

Kid: When I Tried To
Spell It ... ;->
A gud news 4 students

all MARCH exams hav been postponed due to elections

To confirm goto site

www. stop dreaming & start studying.com
interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear.

A Beautiful Statement written inside Men''s Toilet :


The Future of our Country is now in your Hands ....lolz!!!
Dukandar Ny Subha Subha Dukan Kholi To 2 Kuty Agy Bethy Hue Thy

Dkandar;Oye Tusi Aethy Ki Ker Ray Ho?

Kuty: Yar Sari Raat Ponkdy Ray An,

2 "STREPSILS" Te Day:-D
... T R U T H ...

'''' GiRlS hAvE aN uNfAiR
aDvAntAgE oVeR mAn ...

If ThEy CaN''t GeT wHaT
tHeY wAnT
bY bEiNg SmArT,
tHeY cAn GeT iT bY
bEiNg dUmB ... ''''