Dear Indians,

Dear Indians,
Finaly We Have Achieved INDEPENDENCE

Sender:
M K GANDHI
9880444444

Sent:
00:00:00am
15-08-1947

Sorry For The Late Delivery!

May, 18 2010 171 chars (2 sms) 1750 views Funny

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larki waley aap ka

Larki Waley : Aap Ka
Beta Kia Kerta Hy ???

Larke Ki Maa

Mera Beta 3 Rs
Mein 500 Sms
Kerta Hy ... ;->

Wrong number

Hello G

G,G
Acha G

Han G

Acha

Acha

Really

Na Oye

Phir

Sachi

Phir

Haan

Kaise

Acha G

Haan

Kia?

Oh Nahi G

Sorry Wrong Number..

In Our Life

In Our Life
Cracks May Come Between Friends..

But
Some Times

Cracks May Come As Friends

Like U.....

Pathan 100 K Note

Pathan 100 K Note Pr Likha Hua No. Dial Kr Rha Tha

2nd Pathan: Ye Kr Rahy Ho ?

1st Pathan: Quaid-e-Azam Ka Number Dial Kr K Pooch Rha Hoon
Un ka Mobile Kis K Paas Hy ... ;->

BIWI k kharche se tang

BIWI k kharche se tang aakar PATI bola.."1 kg. LipStick ek m0nth me kha jati ho.."

BIWI boli.."jhoot q boltay ho,500 garms to tum hi chaat jaty ho. Haha

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Zindagi main 1 baat hamesha yaar rkhna
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Train kabhi puncture nai hoti....

''2 Hijade Shaadi Ki B

''2 Hijade Shaadi Ki Badhai Dene Gaye.
Haye-2 Main To 1100 Lungi.Dusri Boli 2100 Lungi.
Piche Se Pathan Bola Abey 2310 Le Le Usme FM Bhi Hai.''

Husband:I''ll admit

Husband:I''ll admit I''m wrong if u''ll admit I''m right!

Wife:I agree! u go first!

Husband: Ok

I''m wrong!

Wife
(with a twinkle in her eye):

you are right!

intern international survey

InTErNATioNAL SurvEy sE isS bAAt kA pAtA chALA
hAi k AurtAin mArte dAm tAk SAth nAhin Chorhtien

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MARD KA NAHI FASHION KA . . . :p :d ;->

Pathan: Hum Ne

Pathan: Hum Ne Ek Aisa Cheez Banaya Hai Jiske Zariye Dewar K Doosri Taraf Dekha Ja Sakta Hai........!!!!!!!!

Sardar: Wo Kia Cheez Banai Hai tumne Khan Shahab

Pathan: Suurakh... ;->

All Brokers Have Become

All Brokers Have Become

" BILL GATES "

With Debit ''BILL''
In Their Hamds

&

Standing On The ''Gates'' Of Clients.

Niche aapke liye ''DUSMANI'' ka gift hai

Niche aapke liye ''DUSMANI'' ka gift hai

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danda hai, sir pe maro na tab akal thikane ayegi, dusmani me bhi gift chaiye.!

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Dear Indians,

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