Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?

Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?
Q: What''s The Height Of Confidence ?
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A: 99 Year Old Lady Buying A

SIM Card With Life Time Validity..!!!
  

May, 17 2010     123 chars (1 sms)     3084 views       Funny

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''Kabhi Kabhi Yunhi Sochta Hon,

Usne Meri Muhabbat Ko Kyon Thukraya.

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Jab K Har Dafa

Maine He Diya Tha Rakshay Ka Kiraya. :-)
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon
Sardar:Bachpan vich maa di gal suni hondi ty aj aey din na vekna painda...


Judge: Kya kehti thi maa?


Sardar: Jadoun gal hi nahi suni tay fir ki dasaan.
Aata Hy Yaad Humain Double Sawari Ka Zamana,
Wo Apni Bike Ko Chamkana,
Wo Kaminapan Krna,
Wo Coaching K Samne Villi Lagana,
Wo Bachiyan Phansana,
Wo Hasna Hasana,
Wo C-View Jana,
Wo Baot Basin Per Raja Sahab Ka Pan Khana Aur Sutte Lagana,
Wo Logo Ki Hatana,
Wo Tulley Ko Cherh Kar Bike Bhagana
Burns Road Jana,
Wo Roll Point K Roll Khana,
Wo Paise Urana,
Na Wo Din Hain
Na Ratain,
Agar Kuch Hy To Bus Yaadein He Yaadein... ;->
Ek bangali Mareez:
"Dr Sahab
Potla Potla Potty Aata
Hy
Khaany Ko Mann Nahi
Kerta Hy"

Dr:
"Ye Lo Dawai
Motta Motta Potty
Aaye Ga
Jese Marzi Kaat k
Khana ..."
Ek bacha khait main aalu nikalnay
main dada ki help ker raha tha
thak ker bola.
" aap nay yeh sab zameen main dabaiy
he kion thay ."=P;->
Imagine...

Urself in a boat,
which is sinking...

Sharks all around u...

Wat can u do 2 save urself???




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Very simple...







Stop imAgininG.../ :P
Meaning of PAKISTAN

P. Pyaar
A. Aman
K. Khushhaali
I. Insaaf
S. Shaanti
T. Tarakki
A. Aazaad adliya
N. Not available here.
Larka apni Grl frnd sy: Janu 7up peene k baad kuch krne ko dil chah rha hy..

GF: (sharmaty hUe) krlo G
Larka:
) ' (
/ ) ).poooon
_/ /

GF: durr fitte muu :@
Teacher:

"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"?


Pathan:

"Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen"!
Wht Will A "DRINK" Calld If It Is Made By Pthan,

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"Khocha Kola"
Marriage IS THAT RELATION BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN IN WHICH THE Independence IS Equal,

THE Dependence MUTUAL AND THA Obligation Reciprocal".

Best WISHES FOR Happy Wedding Anniversary.