Aadat Or Ada Me

Aadat Or Ada Me Ye Farq Hai-

Road K Nal Se Paani Pina-
Garib Piye To Aadat,
Amir Piye To Ada;
Ab Sms Ko Hi Le Lo-
Me Bheju To Aadat,
Aap Bhejo To ADA

May, 18 2010 158 chars (1 sms) 2447 views Funny

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Tum Toh Chahte Ho

Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon

Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai''n
Tumhari Ho Jaye''n.

Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer''..

What Will Bunty Say

What Will Bunty Say To Bubly If He Sees Him After A Long Time????

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Hieeeeeeee !!!

Father to Son: s

Father to Son: samney ghar wali larki ko dekh............. har exam mein first aati hai

Son: Dad.............! usi ko tu dekhta raha, isiliye tu fail hogya hoon... ;->

What did Tarzan

What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead cheetah??
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Yuppie.... New Shorts . . . ;->

Can You Tell Me How 1+1=11

Can You Tell Me How 1+1=11

Because It Was

Said By Govinda

In Film Ek Aur Ek Gyara

somebody up there lo

Somebody up there Loves you Somebody down here cares for you Happy Birthday!!!

Ek PATHAN 500 ka naQli note le kr ek DUKAAN DAAR k pass gaya..

Ek PATHAN 500 ka naQli note le kr ek DUKAAN DAAR k pass gaya..

aur kaha k "SURF" de do...

DUKAAN DAAR ne kaha :
is note pr to QUAID-E-AZAM ki "TOPI" hi nhi hai..

PATHAN ne kaha: Topi DHULNAY gai hui hai isiliye to "SURF" mang raha hoon... ;->

mere dil ko cheer gai ek goli

mere dil ko cheer gai ek goli
jab suna k aaj uthe gi oski doli

wo hath pe meri unglian rakh kar boli
assu punju haar kabotar doli

SARDAR Apne NOKAR Se:

SARDAR Apne NOKAR Se:
"Garden Main Paani Dalo".

NOKAR:
"Sahab Barish Ho Rahi Hay".

SARDAR:
"Saaley, Kaam Choor! CHATRI Pakar K Daal".....!!!

A couple was

A couple was siting in garden, Suddenly 2 Dogs start kissing each other.
BOY:Janu agAr bura na mano to me b?

GIRL: Ok
Par sambhal k
Kutta kahin kat na le

Boy U r d Sunshine Of My Lyf !

Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Lyf !
Widout U Lyf''s Lyk A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Luvly Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl: Nw Go Further
I''ve 2 Listen More
Weather Report ;->

funnyyyyyyyyY....

Agar aap Gul Ahmad k kapray pehnay gay tu..

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tu bichara Gul Ahmad kia pehnay ga?

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