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May, 18 2010 175 chars (2 sms) 2380 views Funny

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What is common to both Deepika Padukone and Ranbir Kapoor ?

What is common to both Deepika Padukone and Ranbir Kapoor ??
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Ok... Its OSO thats common to both

wondering how ??

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Because Deepika is associated with Om Shanti Om and Ranbir is associated with O.. Saawariya O... :))....

Plz pass this SMS to all

Plz pass this SMS to all ur friends. A person urgently needs 3 bottles of.
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Pepsi (chilled) with chips. It''s urgent Cell no & name is as displayed
Hamy a.K.a Efie a.K.a FebZ
03343004071
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1 Medical student ne apni

1 Medical student ne apni classfellow ko blood se likha letter de kar kaha,"Muje
iska ans zarur dena ?????

Larki Ne jawab diya,"Tumara blood group A+ Hai"

''Once Ghalib Saw A Big Breast Girl..

''Once Ghalib Saw A Big Breast Girl..

He Said!

Ankhon Me Wahi Jaam Liye
Honton Pe Wahi Muskaan Liye..
Kahan Ja Rahi Ho Jane’Man
Seenay Pe Dairy Farm Liye.''

Its Easier

Its Easier
To Be A Lover
Than
A Husband
For The Simple Reason
That
It Is More Difficult To Be
Witty Everyday
Than To Say
Pretty Thing From
Time To Time... ;->

Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar hai,

Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar hai,

Jis Main koi Faqeer nahi hai.

Lekin Dunya main aik aisa Faqeer hai jo wahan bhi pohanch gaya hai.

Samajh to Tum Gaye Ho. :-)

Nobody teaches

Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

Arz kiya hai.......

Arz kiya hai.......

Office may Kaam hote hain...
Galtiyo ka sama hota hai....
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai....
Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte...
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai....

JUB TUM HUMSE KHAFA HO JAO GE,

JUB TUM HUMSE KHAFA HO JAO GE,

JUB TUM HUM SE ROOTH JAO GE,

JUB TUM HAMEY BHOOL JAO GE,

TAB!!

MUH PR AISA THAPAR PRHEGA NA K DUNIYA BHOOL JAOGA.!

i pray tht any pers

I Pray Tht
Any Person Who Tries
To Steal Our
Happiness

May His Hips Begins To
Itch Badly
&
His Arms Grow Shorter
So Tht He Can''''t Reach
His Hips To Scratch It ;->

''Neem k 4 patte lo

''Neem k 4 patte lo
2 ko 1glass pani me boil karo aur
2 ki chatni banao
Phr
chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo
Inshahallah

Kanjoosi
K sare germs mar jayenge.''

tu lang ja saadi khair a

Tera mera sadiyaan da vair a.
Tu lang ja saadi khair a.

Main ghr gya to lga tha taala.
"Jalnay waley ka moun kaala"

Band kro ye star plus k show
"Haaran do rastaa lo"

Wo waj gya ik car sy
"daikh mgr pyaar say"

Mahngaie na pora pakistan halaia
"Jiny maa noo sataia unee riksha he chalaia" ;->

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