Na ye CHAND hoga

Na ye CHAND hoga na TARAY rahenge Kya hum hamesha KUNWARAY rahenge?

Is duniya me kitno k NIKAH ho gayeKya naseeb mai apnesirf NIKAH k CHUWARAY rehenge?

May, 21 2010 155 chars (1 sms) 2446 views Funny

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On 20th. Anniversary husband deep

On 20th. Anniversary husband deep in thought.
Wife asks: what r u thinking?
Husband: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?
Wife: Yes
Husband: He pointed his gun at me n said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years.
Wife smiles. ''''Yes.''''
Husband: Ahhhh! I would''ve been free today... =P ;->

A Man Went To Department Store

A Man Went To Department Store
& Chose A Tie .
Asking The Price , He Founds Its Cost 600
He Said For That Much Money, I Cud Buy A Good Pair Of Shoes
Salesman: "But Don''t U Think Sir It Will Look
Strange Hanging Around Ur Neck" ... ;->

wAt iS tHe difFerEncE bEtweEn H2O And CO2??????

wAt iS tHe difFerEncE bEtweEn H2O And CO2??????
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H2O iS hOt wAtEr aNd CO2 is cOld wAt3r!!!

Ek Student Dusre Se:

Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai

2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . . :p

Sardar Apnay 16 Bachon Aur BV

Sardar Apnay 16 Bachon Aur BV
K Sath Dost K Ghar Dawat Pay Gya.
Dost Ne Itni Bri Family Dekh K Ghusay Mn Kaha:
Haya ty Nhi Ayi?
Sardar:
Nai yar, Ohda Paper C.

Ye baat samajh me i nhi! Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!

Ye baat samajh me i nhi!
Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!

Me kese meethi baat karun...
Jab meethi cheez khai nhi!

Ye Chanda kesa Mamu hai...
Jab ammi ka wo bhai nhi!

Q lambe baal hain bhaalu k?
Q uski tind karai nhi?

Kya wo b ganda bacha hai?
Ya jungle me koi Naai nhi?

Naani k husband jab Nana hain,
Or Daadi k husband jab Dada hain,
To q Baji k husband Baja nhi?

Ye baat samajh me i nhi!
Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!

A man sees a fat man

A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.

Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!

Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!

Angel askd a man

Angel askd a man
after death:
Kya tum shadi shuda thy?

Man: Haan

Angel Orderd:
Ye dozakh bhugat k
aaya hy isay
jannat main daal do

Angel ask same
question to another
man:

Man: 2 baar shaadi ki thi

Angel orderd:
Isay dozakh main daal do
isay dozakhmain rehny ki
aadat ho gai hy ... ;->

1 memon ne arbi ko

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Memon ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna…!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)

HEIGHT OF SUSPICION

HEIGHT OF SUSPICION
Man asking his Wife" Who is the father of second child"

When....His wife delivers TWINS

to b a good profes

To b a "Good
Professional" Always
Start d Studies Late 4
"Exams"
Bcz
It Teaches How 2
Manage "Time" &
Tackle "Emergencies"

Back Bencherz
Association !! ;->

Once An Ant Decided To Jump

Once An Ant Decided To Jump

From A Helicopter

But She Did Not Die

Can U Guess Why ???

Coz The Helicopter Was On The Ground!

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Na ye CHAND hoga

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