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Sardi ka ek Faida hai.
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Sardi ka ek Faida hai.
Sardi ka ek Faida hai.
Sardi ka ek Faida hai..
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socho khy.?
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kya sosh rahe ho..??
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Bus ek hi Faida hai..!!
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So simple
Garmi nhi lagti.
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May, 19 2010
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Ek din milla wo mujh say
Ek din milla wo mujh say,
Bujha bujha sa
Jhuka jhuka sa
Udasiyoun main
Racha bassa sa ....
Jo main nay poochha..
Udaas kyon ho..?
Jhuka ke palkain ,
Chupa ke chehra ,
Laga wo kehnay ,
Ammi ne chamat mara hai... =P ;->
Wife: If I Removed
Wife: If I Removed Da Cook & Make Da Food
Myself 4 A Month,What Will U Pay Me?
Husband: I Don''t Hav 2 Pay U, U''ll Get My
Entire Insurance Amount.;-)
Q: “PIZZA HUT” Ka Opposite Kia Hota Hai. . . . ?
Q:
“PIZZA HUT” Ka Opposite Kia Hota Hai. . . . ?
Ans:
PIZZA HUTNA MAT . . . ;->
Man:My wife is too good.
Man:My wife is too good.
She can talk on any subject for hours
Friend:Ahh!!!My wife is better,
She does not even need a subject to talk
Zardari Teri Sharafat Pe Kis Ko Na Hoga Shak, , ,
Zardari Teri Sharafat Pe Kis Ko Na Hoga Shak, , ,
Halki Halki Bhook Main Halka Phulka TUC . . . /:-)
Mujhy Tum
Mujhy
Tum
Se
P....
Py....
Pya........
Pyaz(ONION) katwani hai omlete k liye..
kaat dogi na....
plz... ;->
A Student Wrote A Letter To His Father From Hostel: Dear Dad! No Money, No Fun!
A Student Wrote A Letter To His Father From Hostel:
Dear Dad! No Money, No Fun!
Ur Son!
His Father Replied:
Dear Son,
So Sad, Very Bad!
Ur Dad.
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"Jab Tak Zinda Hun Msg Krta Rahun Ga
Or
Jis Din Na Karun To Samjh Lena K
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Agly Din Karunga.
"Zalimo"
Kabi to Acha Socho.?haha.
Wife: Suna hai k jannat
Wife: Suna hai k jannat main husband ko wife ke sath nahi rehne detay
Aisa kyun?
Husband: Arey paglee, isi liye to usay jannat kehte hain..
5 frogs r sitting on a log.
5 frogs r sitting on a log.
4 decide 2 jump off.
How many r left? ?
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Still 5 left..
Moral:
There''s a lot of difference b/w deciding n doing. (:
''Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
''Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna,
Agar wo gusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat,
Raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna.''
Shohar:
Shohar: Ye Tum Mujh Ko Bhary Bazar Main "A.G"
Kyoun Kehti Ho?
Biwi: Ab Bhary Bazar Main
"Abhy Ghady"
Kahoun Gi To Kya Acha Lagay Ga... :P ;->
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