JuDGE: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kaehta hai
Judge: How Dare you call me SAALA ?
lawyer: My LORD ,I said Kaun Sa Law Kehta hai :)
Peter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green andone is blue with red spots!Kirk : Yes it''s really strange. I''ve got another pair of the same at home.
Good friendship doesn''t mean you have to see and talk to each other everyday, its all about being there in times of one''s need. I''m here just a text away.
Aap jaisa koi meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye Aap jaisa cute meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye Aap jaisa cute meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye Aap jaisa bewakoof meri jhhoti baaton per yakeen kare to "APRIL FOOL" banjaye
