Pathaan''s wish: when i die,

Pathaan''s wish: when i die,
I wana die like
my grandpa who died peacefuly in
his sleep not screamin like
all d passengers
in d bus he
was driving ;->

May, 21 2010 159 chars (1 sms) 2275 views Funny

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Parvez Musharaf Has Resigned

Parvez Musharaf Has Resigned

From His Presidency..

Now Vote For New President,

Type "KASHIF" And Send it to,

"0345-3932040"

For Bright Fuuture Of

Islami Jamhoriya Pakistan..!!

Thanks..!! :-)

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BEWAQOOF kahin kA
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April Fool ko msg DhoomdhtA hAy.

A Woman''s Mind

A Woman''s Mind

Is Cleaner

Than

A Man''s Mind ...

Coz

She Changes It

More Often ...

yeh ladkibrbruff

Yeh ladki

Uffff

Ya allah

ItnI sundar

Haye

ItnI smart

Oye hoye

ItnI mast

Haye main mar janwan

ItnI cute

Itni IntellIgent

ItnI lovable

Aur kItnI sweet hai

WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzii hai.
Inka hamari duniya se koi talaq nahi hai.
eslia aisi chizon par dhyan na dein.”

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo;-)

Girl:mein tumare liye sab

Girl:mein tumare liye sab
kuch chod dungi,

Boy:Maa Bap?

Girl:yes

Boy:khana peena?

Girl:yes

Boy:Starplus?

Girl:Jaban Sambhal k
BOL....................;->

Puppy dog asked to

Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don''t disturb your Father, he is reading this SMS now.

Why are women

Why are women such bad drivers?
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Because there is no road between the bedroom and the
bathroom. . . :p

Alwayz Love Wife

Alwayz Love Wife
No Life Without Wife
Wife Se Pyar Kro
Waife K Saath Wafdar
Aur Imaandar Rao
Ye Mat Socho

"Wife Kis Ki Hy" ... ;->

''1 sardar resturent m soop pi rha tha.

''1 sardar resturent m soop pi rha tha.

boy:
sardar ji soop vich makhi ae..

sardar:
dil wada ker yar..
makhi nay ki pena ay..''

Arre bhai badal gaya hai zamana

Arre bhai badal gaya hai zamana
Nahi nahaye to kya sharmana
Ab to hai aap ke paas readymade bahana
DO BUCKET PANI AB ROZANA HAI BACHANA

Din raat SmS kr

Din raat SmS kr kr k aisa kr dia tUm ny pappU,

Ghar ki ghanti bajny pr b mobile utha leta hon... ;->

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Pathaan''s wish: when i die,

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