Is kadar hum aapko

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...

May, 25 2010 141 chars (1 sms) 2689 views Funny

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Rona Is Baat Ka Hai k

Rona Is Baat Ka Hai k
Rona Nahi Aata

Wo Paaye ga Kia Jisey
Khona Nahi Aata

Wo Ganda Tha Ganda
Hai Aur Ganda Rahe Ga

Jisey POTTY krne K
Baad Dhona Nahi Aata ... ;->

Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle.

Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...

Tourist:
"How do u escape if a lion comes now?"

Sardar:
"Give the indicator of RIGHT side & turn LEFT

DaD: Mazar-e-Qaid Kaha hai?

DaD: Mazar-e-Qaid Kaha hai?
Son: Pata Nahi
Dad: Kabhi Ghar se Nikla karo
Son: Abu ,Yaqbon Sahab Kaun Hain?
Dad: Pata nahi
Son: Kabhi Ghar mian bhi ap Raha Karu !

1 aadmi bike pe ja raha tha

1 Aadmi bike pe ja raha tha.
Usne rastey me kharey huey Pathan se pucha: Sir, Aapko Lift chahiye kya?

Pathan:
Nahi humara Ghar tou Ground floor pe hy.. ;)

Pakistan me shadiyan walden k marze se hote hen

Pakistan me shadiyan walden k marze se hote hen

Is leye dulhe k leye dulhan
surpriz hote he,
Ghongat utane k bad

ya ashwariya...

Ya

Jysoria ;->

Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man

Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man:

Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?

Old Man Replied: Yes,
Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One. :-)

Define a true music lover?

Define a true music lover?
Ans: A girl singing in a bathroom
while taking bath & a boy near the keyhole
of the door is using his ears & not his eyes.

jam

Us Bewafa Ki Yad Me Jam Hathon Me Utha Liya

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.
... ...
Phir Lgaya Bread Pe Aur fatafat Kha liya.

(",)>
<))
_/I_
Moral: Sare AASHIQ Sharabi Nhi Hoty.. :p :D

Toffee Chabayi Nahi Jati

Toffee Chabayi Nahi Jati

To Chocolate Kha Liya Karo !!

Aur Ladki Patayi Nahi Jati

To Behan Bana Liya Karo !!

3 bacho ki ma ne 3 bacho k baap se shadi karli,

3 bacho ki ma ne 3 bacho k baap se shadi karli,

hasti khelti jindgi ki barbadi karli.

Din ache ho gaye 3 aur bache ho gaye,

ek din office ki ghanti khadki.

Aage se patni bhadki,

"aap vaha bethe kalam ghasit rahe hain

aur yahan aap k bache aur mere bache milke

hamare bacho ko peet rahe hain!"

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

Quaid-e-Azam

Quaid-e-Azam
Baani-e-Millat

Fatima Jinah
Maader-e-Millat

Liaqat Ali Khan
Shaheed-e-Millat

&

Parvez Musharraf ? ? ?

Aatey Ki Qillat . . . ;->

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