Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.

Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.
Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.


Sardar: Q?

Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein
Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha K Main


Jaag Raha Hun.
  

Apr, 27 2011     140 chars (1 sms)     2555 views       Funny

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Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar hai,

Jis Main koi Faqeer nahi hai.

Lekin Dunya main aik aisa Faqeer hai jo wahan bhi pohanch gaya hai.

Samajh to Tum Gaye Ho. :-)


man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->
''True Bayghairti is:To arrive home late at Night,Cigarette in hand,Mom waiting 4 u With aJHAROO in her hand & u ask:"Hey Mom Abhi Tak Safai Kar Rahi Ho?"''
1 pagal dusre pagal se (maiyusi k sath):

Sab log hamen pagal kyun kehte hain?

Dusra pagal:
Tu dafa kar yaar. Yeh le lemo ki lassi pi....!:p
Q.What do me and a mirror have in common?

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A.When we see your face we both crack up. . .
VodAFone wALon kA KuttA Aj SubAh he chAL bAsA,

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Ab Woh BAndAr se Ad kArvAnA chAhte hAin,

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JäN!X Tujhe Meri Dosti Ki KAsAm Tuuu nhi jAyegA . . . :p ;->
Biwi(Gusse Mein) Tumhare Dimaag Me To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai...!


Shuhar(Pyar Se) To Phir Itni Der Se Kha Kion Rahi Ho......!!??
Faraz In Arabic;

Zardari Un Hukmaara Nun Azaabun Fee Insaana Fasa Dun Faraz,
Aata-Tunn Bijli-Sunn Petrol-Gumm Bhum Bhum Dhamakatun Al Kuuttun Kameenun.
Teacher to Students" Students agar app koi kaam kar rahey hon aur wo app k liye achcha ho to jo chahey ho jaye uss par qayam raho"



"Oh I have found the reason why boys keep on teasing girls"
Banaras Chowk Pe 1
Pathan Gun Le Kr Khara
Hogaya . Jo b Wahan Se
Guzarta
Us Se Poochta: TUM KON?
Man : Mahajir
Pathan Shot
DhUzZzZ

Pathan: TUM KON ?
Man : Bihari
DhUzZzZz


Pathan: TUM KON ?
Memon : Bhai Main
Goonga Hon

Pathan : Jao Yaar
Bezaban Ko KonMaray ... ;->


Dentist Ki Beti-

Tumne Dady Se ShadiKi Bat Ki?

Boy-Mera Hosla Nhi Hua

Khamosi Se Or 1Daat Niklwa K Aya
Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that''s simply Great!!! Happy B''Day....