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'Larki dosri Larki se:
Yaar yeh Handsome larkay kaisay hotay hain?
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2nd Larki:
Pata nahi behan Main tu khud kabhi "Karachi" nhi Gayi..

May, 04 2011 148 chars (1 sms) 2948 views Funny

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Why MEMONS are banned to play hockey & football.........?

Why MEMONS are banned to play hockey & football.........?
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Because Corner miltey hi dukaan khol lete hain.

Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?

Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?

Stud:Vidya K Liye Sir.

Teacher:To Phir Tum

Class Mein So Kyu Rahe Ho?

Stdnt:Aaj Vidya Nahi Aai Isliye

Santa:Doctor,This Medicine

Santa:Doctor,This Medicine

Is Not Available At Any Medical Store."

Doctor:Oh Sorry,

I Forgot To Write The Medicine.

That Was My Signature.

Advantages Ov Load Shedding :

Advantages Ov Load Shedding :

Generator, Ups & Candle Walo''n Ko
Rozgaar Ki Frahmi
Cell Charge Na Hone Se Balance
& Time Saving ...

A Public Service Msg Broght To U By KESC/WAPDA ... ;->

ek chota bacha bohat

Ek Chota Bacha Bohat Dair Se Ro Raha Tha.
Uski Maa Ne Pocha
Mele Laal Ko Ka Chahiye?
Tofee
Bishkit
Ya
Doodh..?

Bacha:
Bash Ek Nai GIRLFLEND
Khubsurat Shi :->

boy 2 pretty girl

boy 2 pretty girl

boy: janeman meray dil main a ja

girl: sandle utraoon kya ????????

boy: pagal masjid thordi ha asay hi aja

Dua

Allah Bachaye!

Pagal BV Se.
Or Purane TV Se.

Dubai k Sheikh Se.
Or Nayi k Shave Se.

Orat ki Bewafai Se.
Or Purani Mithai Se.

Haram ki Kamai Se.
Or Bhutto k Jawai Se.

U May Have 10 Ppl 2 Talk

U May Have 10 Ppl 2 Talk

U may Have 100 Ppl 2 Care

U may Have 1000 Ppl 2 Love

But

U have Only 1 Crazy Frnd

Who Disturbs U Ne Tym

N

That''s me . . . =)

jab hota hai tera deedaar

Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.

Wah Wah

Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.

Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum,
Janay Kab Maang Lo Udhaar. :-)

Son:Papa sab log shadi

Son:Papa sab log shadi karke pareshan hai tau shadi Q karte hain

Papa:Beta akal badam khane se nahi, thokar khane se aati hai !

1 Pathan Cycle

1 Pathan Cycle Sath Le Kar Bhaga
Ja Raha Tha

Raste Men Kisi Ne Kaha K
Khaan Sahib Chai To Peete Jao.

Khaan: Agr Itna Time Hota
To Cycle Pe Na Baith Jata.

Scientists all over

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