pathan

pathan
pathan to doctor : puuray jism
main kaheen bhee ungli lagaon
to bohat dard hota hai doctor
suggested full body XRay
When he checked XRay , he
found frecture in his ungli
  

May, 24 2011     169 chars (2 sms)     2740 views       Funny

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Shaadion Main Khaana Khaane K 2 Golden Rules..........

Rule # 1:
Pehli Baar Is Terha Khao K Doosri Baar Mile Ga Nahi

Rule # 2:
Doosri Baar Is Terha Khao k Pehli Baar khaya Nahi.....
Once the ant and the elephant were playing hide n seek game.

It was elephant''s turn to catch the ant but the ant was caught.

She was hiding in the temple. Then the ant asked how he came to know that she was hiding in the temple then he replied that he saw her sandals lying outside.
Astrologer: U''ll meet a young gal who wanna everything about u.
Frog: When n where?
Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab


Ek khan zameen per lait kr phone kr raha tha.

Ek admi ne pucha yeh kia kr rahay ho.

Khan bola is me say awaaz aarahi plz try late kar./<

He didnt lyk d curry &
He didnt lyk my cake
He said my biscuits
were 2hard
Not lyk his mother
used 2 make
I didnt prepare
coffee rite
He didnt lyk the stew
I didnt mend his socks
d way his mother used 2
I pondered 4 an answer
I was looking 4 a clue
Isnt dere anything I
cud do 2 match his
mothers shoe?
Then I smiled as I
saw light
1 Thing I cud definitely
do
I turnd around &
slapped him tight
Just like his mother
used 2 ... ;->
DUA hai k teri duniya me koi ghum na ho,
DUA hai k teri muskan kabhi kam na ho,
Agar kabhi TERI palko me aansu aye,
DUA hai k us ki vajha HUM na hoon...
Never Mind People. . .

When They Say U''re Mad

B''coz
They Always Mean To Say You

M = Make

A = A

D= Difference. . .
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
A man drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly. Man next 2
him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.
Man: Sorry, I didn''t know it was her turn
Three ants find an elephant asleep.

One says,”We’ll kill him!”

Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!”

3rd one says:
“choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!” ;-
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ye Ghada apka ha?
Agr nahe to isko aagay bhejte raho jiska hoga wo rakh lega

''Today is Newspaper,
Yesterday is Wastepaper,
Life is Testpaper,
and
Friendship is Bestpaper,
so don''t use it as Tissuepaper''.:-P