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Jun, 14 2011     309 chars (2 sms)     2685 views       Anniversary

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William Shakespeare says...

Marriage is the Only War...

In which Both the Enemies Sleep
Together :):):)
apny aamaal par parrti hy nazar,to lara uth''ta hun,

phir sochta hoon k tera ik naam"REHMAN"Bhi to hy.
Long After Our Anniversary
And
This Greeting Has Been Thrown Away
Think Of The Thought Behind It,
Each And Everyday,
Happy Anniversary
When you look ahead to the future or look back at how things used to be, don't forget to look beside you, because that's where you'll find me, loving you with all my heart.
Happy Anniversary
Guy A: "I'm Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary."

Guy B: "Oh.. That's Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?"

Guy A: "I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back." :
A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise
at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish,
it grows small.
Yun he ranjishoun main guzar gayi
kabhi wo khafa kabhi main khafa,
usi mor k har mor pe,
kabhi wo ruka
kabhi mai ruka
wohi raastay,wohi ham safar,
na use khabar na mujhe pata
apni apni anaa mai gum
kabhi wo khuda
kabhi main khuda.......!!!
To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand. Happy Anniversary
Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?
Aaj humara unwaan hai....
*" MAA "*


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Abbu ki wife...
Itna b nhi pta.?? =P ;->
To the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary
One
father
is
more
than
a
hundred
School
masters.