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1 Pathan Peshawar me 10 hazar ka 1 par se urny wala Kaboter bech raha tha.
Angraez karid k apny mulk ly geya jab usny wahan uraya to wo 2no paron sy urny laga.
Angreaz ne pucha bahi tu to wahan 1 par sy ur raha tha to kaboter bola.
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Bahi wo Peshawar hai wahan 1 hath pechy rakh k urna parta hai.
  

Oct, 21 2011     306 chars (2 sms)     2633 views       Anniversary

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Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use
Puchhte Nahi ?
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Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta
Hi Nahi..
parindon ne kabhi firqaa parasti to nahi dekhi.

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Kabhi mandar pe ja bethay kabi masjid pe ja bethay.
'Short Lines for long life:


''Choose a best person like a mirror,


because when u cry, it never laughs....!'
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Greeting Has Been Thrown Away Think

Of The Thought Behind It,Each And Everyday,


Happy Anniversary Lover!
When ALLAH gives us ‘NO’ for an answer Keep in mind that there is a much great...er ‘YES’ behind it. His ‘NO’ is not a ‘REJECTION’, But a ‘REDIRECTION’ ?
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Through It All Our Love Still Managed To Grow
Different Thoughts We Had About Many Things,

But Our Love For Each Other,

Had No Attached Strings.
Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
On this anniversary, I take this opportunity
to thank you from the bottom of my heart for
being my partner, spouse, lover and friend!
Happy Wedding Anniversary!
us k dil mein thori si jagha mangi thi

amir

us ne tanhaiyon ka shehar mere naam kar diya..,
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Iss dunya mein
Tum he sab sey haseen ho
Mein aur kahon jhot kitna
Khe tum ko yaqeen ho
Teacher: hamein garibon ke Sath Pyar se pesh aana chaiye
Student:Ab Mein Samjha Ki papa Aksar Naukrani ko gale Q lagte hai
Happy Anniversary
and May
your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship
For all the years of your lives!