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1 Pathan Peshawar me 10 hazar ka 1 par se urny wala Kaboter bech raha tha.
Angraez karid k apny mulk ly geya jab usny wahan uraya to wo 2no paron sy urny laga.
Angreaz ne pucha bahi tu to wahan 1 par sy ur raha tha to kaboter bola.
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Bahi wo Peshawar hai wahan 1 hath pechy rakh k urna parta hai.

Oct, 21 2011 306 chars (2 sms) 2674 views Anniversary

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son-Q. no 1 chhut gaya.
3 ata nahi tha.
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5 nazar nahi aaya.
dad-Q. no 2 ?
son-bas wahi galat ho gaya.. (-;

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That special day is here again
The day we took our vows
You’re just as special to me today
As you still get me aroused.
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That special day is here again
The day we took our vows
You’re just as special to me today
As you still get me aroused.
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student

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'Anniversary Wishes

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