1 liter khoon

1 liter khoon
Macchar ne 1 admi ko kata

Admi:
Din me b kat rahy HO
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Macchar:
Kya karo Ghar ma behen ki shadi Hy Or Larky walo Ne 1 liter khoon jahez Me Manga hy;-)
  

Sep, 19 2011     169 chars (2 sms)     2601 views       Funny

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Height of being Hygienic:

A Computer Science student washing his hands with Dettol
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after removing a Virus from his System ;)
As I watched da ants crawl up da wall,I noticed dat no matter how busy dey r, dey still communicate wid each other.Hope v''ll b like them,in touch..Always. . .
Duniya mey sub sy
himmat wala kon?


"Dhobi."


Coz, wo kabi b kisi k ghar
jakar bolsakta
hy:sahib,bibiji ko bolo
kapry utar kr rakhn,m
abhe ata hoon....-;>
Why does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?




think...........





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Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna............;->


WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai
K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?''''

HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha...!
Kesy hain?
Halaat
Waqiat
Mashiyat
Urdu
English
Or
Islamiyat
Aap k shehar k wo
Rastay
Galyan
Sarkain
Or
Muhallaat
Azeez Rishtedar
Parosi
Puphiyan
Mamun
Chachy
Chotay
Baray
Jawan
Borhay
Bhai
Dost
Yar
Ghamkhuwar
Rafiq
Raqeeb
Or
Wo
Gharib
Bhokay
Or
Khan
Wo Tbligh walay
skool k Asatza
Masjid k Molvi Sahiban
Or Un k shagird
Shareef
Bdmash
or
Shetan
Sb theek hen na?
Or koi reh tu nhi gaya?
Sab ko mera Salam dijiye ga.


Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p
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mujhe pata tha pura parhey bina
tujhe Sukoon thori aaey ga le mar

"Z"


Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.

He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.

“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man.

Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.”

Aap ka roz subha ko




Hamare ghar aana




Kabhi ghanti bajana




Kabhi darwaza khat khatana



Kabhi pyar se bolna



kabhi ghusey se chillana k





"Ghar Walo"








"Kachra Dey Do" ;->
Twice h0liday in A Week Applied bY Pak Govt 4 Saving 4000 M.W light.

Bt i hAve a Mega Project.

Q Na Pora saAL Chutian Kr k 192000 M.W Light sAve Ki jAye.

Export Bhi Kr Sktay hYn.

Now You Are Thinking.

Kya Chabli Mari Mainay.

Per Ay sOcho Shro KinNay KitTi?
Dil ki dhadkan he ruk gyi
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jb light gyi or kaam wali bai boli
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wot d hell is dis
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u dnt hv invortor…:p:p