Will u merry , after i die

Will u merry , after i die
Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.
  

Sep, 27 2011     155 chars (1 sms)     2597 views       Funny

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Kia Name Socha Hy

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Beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein

NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.
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HUSBAND: ja ja aive mithian galan krke mainu khush karan
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Sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha
Admi:Q maar rahe ho?
Susar:Iski B.V ne Hospital se sms kia "Tm Bap ban gay ho"
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Old man walkng on
street sees a child tryin
2 reach a doo bell


Old man goes to d
door,rings the bell&
says Wt else little man?



Child: Chalo hon Nassoo..->
Teacher: Beta Insan Ki Kitni Maa''ye Hoti Hain?

Student: 4

Teachr: Kon Kon C ........?

Student:
1 Wo Maa Jis Ne Paida Kia
1 Wo Maa Jis Ne Parhna Sikhaya
1 Hamari Dharti Maa,
Ar 1 Wo Jo Ammi Jaan Raat Ko Kehtin Hain,

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Aik Sheikh Sahab Ko Current Lag Gya.

Bachon Ne Kaha Aba Jan Ko Bachao.

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Teacher : Btao Jehlum,Rawalpindi Aur PeshAwAr Kahan Hai...!

Student : Mujhe Kya MaloOm Sir...!

Ap Apni Cheezein Khud Sanbhal Kar Rakha Karein...!
Sheikh Sb on death bed: Pinky,my wife, r u there?Wife: Yes i m.Sheikh Sb: Kids r u there?Kids: Yes papa v r here.Sheikh Sb:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon hai?



If YOU
Love
Someone
Just
Dont''t
Tell

B''cos
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Iss mai uss masoom ka kya kasoor...

wo kyon sazaa bhugte
Teacher: Aesi jga ka nam btao jise bnaya to admi ne hy lakin phir b wo wahan nhi ja skta?


Student kafi dair sochne k bad bola:


Ladies toilet
''''phele bhunwa k khaein kaleji ki botian
mshooq ne dikar li phir dekh bhal kay
is mein qasoor aashiq-e-marhoom ka b tha
kaghaz rakh dia tha kaleeja nikal k..''''
(''.'')>
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NA EID MUBARAK
NA BIRTH DAY
NA NEW YEAR MUBARAK
Sirf or sirf
BUSH ko jota MUBARAK...