santa banta

santa banta
SANTA: Kal meri biwi kuwe mein gir gayi,

bahut chot lagi usko..bahut chila rahi thi..

BANTA: Ab kaisi hai..??
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SANTA: Thik hi hogi, kal se kuwe se aawaaz nahi aai.
  

Oct, 03 2011     168 chars (2 sms)     2430 views       Funny

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chapal chhoti ho to panwoon mey nahi aati

biwi moti ho to bahon mey nahi aati
Dad – aaj tak tune koi aisa kaam kiya hai jis se
mera sar uncha huaa ho ?
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Son – ek baar aapke sar ke niche takiya lagaya tha
bhul gaye..:P:P
Ab PARHAI soch samaj k chorna Pappu,

kyou k....?

GADHA 60,000 ka or
reri 40,000 ki hy.:-D
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D
10 things i like about you :-

1 . You are a nice person with a wonderful heart

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Bas mein ek din mein ek he jhoot bolta hoon . . . ;->
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...

Tourist:
"How do u escape if a lion comes now?"

Sardar:
"Give the indicator of RIGHT side & turn LEFT
Pagal Hyn Wo Log
Jo
Pyar Main
Larkion Ko Miss Kerte Hain




Aray Miss Kerna Hai
Tou
Macharo’n Ko Karo






Jo Khud Aa K Un Ko Kiss Kerte Hyn ;->
As per research

A man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000

Problem starts when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000..
ek Pagal Tha
Bilkul Pagal Tha
Khali Pagal Nai
Bahut Khatarnak Pagal Tha

Aap Mat Ghabrao,




Aap K Samne To
Wo Kuch bhi nahi tha......;->
Pani mai whiskey wilao
to nasha charta hai pani
mai rum milao to nasha
chaeta hai pani mai
brangy milao to nasha
charta hai to pani mai
kuch garbar hai.....-;>
''Pahle to tune mujh ko tukh lagae doctor sale aur kehta hai ke paisay maine nhe waseem ne lenay hain sale Faraz hamain to Doctor ne lota waseem main kia dum tha main ne degree wahan se li jahan student kam tha aa raha ho main jald hi sale amjad tere ma ki..................................''
agar zardari president ban gya to kya ho ga?


hona kya hai Pakistaniyon ki watt pehley b lagti ab bard jaye ghee aur kya?