The 1st Advice Of

The 1st Advice Of
The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If U’re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap”
  

May, 25 2010     159 chars (1 sms)     2784 views       Funny

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YESTERDAY IS A WASTE PAPER.

TODAY IS A NEWSPAPER.

TOMORROW IS A QUESTION PAPER.

BUT, LIFE IS AN ANSWER PAPER.

SO BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU WRITE !
husband to wife ek kiss do.
Wife: nahin
husband: jewelery la dunga
wife:no
husband: car dunga

tabhi bacha uth ker bola merele lo cycle le aana


Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

Police-Chor Se-" Wada Karo Aagey Se Kabhi Jeb Nahi Katoge !"



Chor-"Mai Wada Karta Hun Ab

Aagey Se Nahi

Balki Pichhe Se Jeb Katunga..
Kon Kehta Hai Ke Pakistan Main Job Nahi Milti...

Yeh Lo Jhaaroo..
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Aur Shandaar Career Ka Aaghaz Karo..!;>
U r very special 4me.I''m very concerned about your safety.

But

I can''t be with u always.

So

plz,Take Care of yourself

when

U jump from 1 tree 2another.

Hum to apni hi shadi may bacchiyan taar rahay thay papPu...


Hamain kya pata tha k Saala movie bana raha hai... ;->
Reality Of OUR COUNTRY

Most of the 1st class passed students get... technical seats; Some become Doctors & some become Engineers.

The 2nd class passed
students pass MBA & become Administrator & control the 1st class.

The 3rd class passed students enter in to Politics & become Minister & control both.

Last but not least

The failure joins

"UNDERWORLD"

&

Control all the Above
Men are like small children. You bring a new one home and the ones already there resent it.
Real Story

At A Privat Party Meera Was Invited!
Suddenly Meera said Sumthing Dat There Was Pin Drop Silence!

Meera: Waiter Meri Coke Mei SNOW Daal Dien Plz.
Jo Dete Hain Larkion Ko Tohfe

Wohi Rakhte Hain 1 Din
Unki Shadiyon Main Sofay

Jo Bhaagte Hain Larkion K Peechay

Wohi Aate Hain Road Pe Buson K Neechey .... ;->
BOY:"Mere sath chalo gi?"

GIRL:"Kahan?"


BOY:"Jahan tum khao wahan?"

GIRL:"OK.
9.0 chalte hain?"

BOY: Qasam se
Baji
Yahan tu mazzaq krna bhi azzaab hai...