barishon se dosti achi nhe"FARZANA"

barishon se dosti achi nhe"FARZANA"
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In barishon se dosti achi nhe"FARZANA"

Bura hy zamana chalo shabash ghar ja k nhana... ;->
  

May, 13 2010     126 chars (1 sms)     2291 views       Funny

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Aik pathan bath room gaya.

Jab bahir aya to tokan walay nay 12 rupay mangay.


Pathan: Kyun lotay may pepsi thi kia...?
1st Friend : My wife converted me to religion.

2nd Friend : Really?

1st Friend : Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell.
Priety apne BF se kaafi pareshaan hai.. because he cant devote enough time to her... WHY cant he devote enough time???
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Because uska BUSI NESS hai..!


Things To Remember
In Life ...

"Love Your FRIENDS
Not Their SISTERS"

And

"Love Your SISTERS
Not Their FRIENDS" ;->
Police ne larka aur lrki ko motar cycle pe jatay rok kr pocha

Kya lagti hai yeh tmhari?

Lrka:Wesay to kuch nhi lagti,
Break lgaon to thori thori sath lgti Hai..
Press down
if u like me

So u like me


so sweet


Ok
u can stop


Enough plz
Stop it


this is 2 much



Oh my God


Ok Ok
i like u 2


Uff,Crazy fans..

Ghajani effect
"A Boy opens his tiffin box on the road"


y?














He wanted 2 check,
Whether he was going to school or coming back.
Chan Chandni rat meharma,
tim timande taare..

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msg koi nai bhejda
LAGDA SO GAYE SAARE.....


Yun Pakistan Se Dushmani Achi Nahi INDIA.





Bachiyan Teri Jawan Hain, Kuch To Khayal Kar. :-)
Principal 2 Students:

U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.

Students:

Impossible Sir!

College Is Only For 6 Hours!
Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,
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Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay
“Your Licence To Wear Black” ;->
''A-0-A.
1 gd news he!!!!
is mahiny ki 29 ko mri mehdi he,,
or 30 ko shadi he,
or 31 ko valima he!!
u r invited!!!
plz zrur ana!!!''