a mother serves her

A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.

May, 03 2010 233 chars (2 sms) 3232 views Funny

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Maa Bache Baich

Maa Bache Baich rahen hn Kaisi Tangdasti He

Ata Chawal Mehnge Hen, Insan ki Jan Sasti He

Hakumat Ko Ghurbat Ka Pta nhi

Kitna Afsos Hota he jb Bhook Dasti Hy

Santa, Swimming pool and lady

Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake.
Lady: why didn't you tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES?
Officer Santa: Removing clothes is not restricted.

BeTwEeN A 1000

BeTwEeN A 1000
YesTerDayz & A mI||iOn
ToMmOrOwz, TheRe''s
On|y 1 ToDaY....
&
I WuDn''t |eT DiX DaY
PaSs WiDoUt SaYiNg DiX To U...

ThnX For Being Wid Me .... :)

''Aap ko Meri taraf se

''Aap ko Meri taraf se

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Or mere tamam Friends ki taraf se

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Or mery Chahny walon ki taraf se

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Or 16 crore Pakistanio ki taraf se
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THENGA.....Ooouuww>''

shaitan sam tmhari

Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America
JULI Tum UK
PETER Tm India
Sam: Pakstan Ksko Bhijwya Ha?
Shetan:Ksi Ki Zrorat Nai I''m Satisfd Vid Zardri''s
Prformence ;->

Larka Larki Went On A Date,

Larka Larki Went On A Date,
Baap Ki Cal Aayi,

Baap: Kaha Ho?

Beta: Practical Kar Raha Hu

Baap: Dehan Se Practical Krna Kahin Exam Se Phle Result Na A Jae ;->

Movie titles related to eng students:

Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge

Meri Taqdeer Ko Dekho!

Mere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske
Dil Ki Wicket To Gira Di pappU Lekin,

Meri Taqdeer Ko Dekho!
Uska Baap Umpire Tha...
No ball day di... ;->

u r beautiful

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”

''1 Car se ik Kawwa takra k behosh ho geya

''1 Car se ik Kawwa takra k
behosh ho geya

Aadmi kawwe ko Ghar le gya or
pinjry m band kerdiya

kawwa jaaga tu
bola:
hai Allah jail ho hai
Lagta hai Driver mer gya.''

a scientific questio

A SciEntiFic Question:

Q: Paad Ki Smell Q Hotee Hai?
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A: Taakay Behray Loag Bhi Enjoy Kar Sakain ;-)

PABANDI DOUBLE SAWARI

Shair arz hai

BHAG GAI ZARDARI KI BETI
GHADA GAARI PE

wah wah

BHAG GAI ZARDARI KI BETI GHADA GAARI PE

IS LiYE USNE LAGADI PABANDI DOUBLE SAWARI PE... ;->

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a mother serves her

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