Santa, Swimming pool and lady

Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake.
Lady: why didn't you tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES?
Officer Santa: Removing clothes is not restricted.

Sep, 11 2012 169 chars (2 sms) 2343 views Funny

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**2007** ''LIGHT!

**2007**
''LIGHT!
Roz 2 ghantay k liye "JAYE" gi!
**2008** "
LIGHT!
Roz 2 ghantay k liye "AYE" gi!
*FARAQ TO PARA HAI*
Har Qadam Khush-hali ki taraf
Geo Musharaf...!

Karachi''s Girls.

Karachi''s Girls.

1st: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n gi Jo
Handsome Ho Aur Tum ?

2nd: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n Gi Jis k
Ghar UPS Laga Hoga ... ;->

''Yaad tumhari har waqt ati

''Yaad tumhari har waqt ati hai
Dil ko bahut tadpati hai
Socha ki call kar lu
Kambakhat yeh customer care ki ladki barbar balance low batati hai.!!''

The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw !

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"Hino Ka Baap,
Nissan Ka Nana..

Yeh Rickshaw Chala Raha Hai Pathan Deewana..." :-D

Do sheikh hotel main

Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay,
4 din k bad dono mar gaye,,
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5 Signs U Need To Be A Taliban:

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3. U Refine Heroin But Haue A Moral Objection To Beer.
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5. U Wipe Your Arse With A Stonee....

''Yeh Jo Hath Me

''Yeh Jo
Hath Me
4 inch ka dabba Pakda Hai Na

Yeh Sirf Msg
Receive Karne K
Liye Nahi Hai

Iss Se Msg
Send Bhi Hote Hai,

Try krke dekho
Its possible''

(",)/ Suno Bablo. <)) _/¡_ (.") Bolo Pappo.

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<))
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A Pathan Was

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Amitab Bachan Asked: Apne Baap Ka Naam Batao.

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Ur Eyes Patakha.

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Ur lips Rocket

Ur ears Chingari

ur smile Phuljari

Ur style Anaar

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Beta Nikal le

I''m Coming with candle

Kon Kambakt Marne

Kon Kambakt Marne K Liye Peeta Hai

Ham To Isliye Peete Hai Kyaunki Peene K Baad

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Susu Aata He

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U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.

Students:

Impossible Sir!

College Is Only For 6 Hours!

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