Police and car driver

Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"

car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"

pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."

uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."

Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "

Sep, 11 2012 495 chars (4 sms) 2996 views Funny

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''Jo yeh sms parh raha hai wo lovely,
smart ,cute,
sweat,intelligent
good looking,
pyara......
nahi hai to kia hua

jis ne bheja hai wo to hai na.....''

Teri Maa ki Teri Behen ki

Teri Maa ki
Teri Behen ki
Tere BaaP ki
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JAAN hy tu pagal !!
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maho maho halla hu

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This is da African way 2 say "fursat millay tu sms kerna"

''Jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida,

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Jis se dil na hona chahe juda,
Jiska style hai lajawaab,
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WORLD MORE POWERFUL THAN

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Samosa bi zaya

Itni pyar bhari nazar se jo us ne dekha mujhe, dil to gaya hi gya,
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sath me 15 rupee wala samosa bi gir gaya

career is like a lig

Career is like a light
and Girls are like shadows!

If you''ll follow
the shadows you''ll
miss the light.

And if you''ll follow the light shadows will follow you!

What is Love???

What is Love???

The force that makes two people sit in the middle of the bench when there is alot of space on the sides of it . . . ;->

Education is such a wonderful and precious thing...

Education is such a wonderful and precious thing...
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Gabbar: Kitne admi they?

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Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
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Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
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Ankhön mai app,

Sansøø mai app,

Har jaga app hi app,

Na jane kab hogi hamari zindagi

"JARASEEM"
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