The school report gives you

The school report gives you
Father:The school report gives you ''D''

for conduct and an ''A'' for courtesy.

How did you manage that?

Son:Whenever I punch someone,

I apologise
  

May, 13 2010     159 chars (1 sms)     2530 views       Funny

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