The school report gives you

Father:The school report gives you ''D''

for conduct and an ''A'' for courtesy.

How did you manage that?

Son:Whenever I punch someone,

I apologise

May, 13 2010 159 chars (1 sms) 2265 views Funny

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Catch her by her waist

Catch her by her waist

Bring her home

Keep your hand on her neck

Put your lips on her lips

And have a nice .....

Drink!

COCA COLA BuuRrrrrrrrrrrrr :)

Mere Mehboob Ki Shaadi Raqeeb

Mere Mehboob Ki Shaadi Raqeeb Se Ho Gayi

DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI

Dono Ne Mujhe Jalane K Liye Shaadi Pe Bulaya

DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI

Wo Khushiyan Manate Rahe

DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI

Meri Mohabbat Ka Khoon Ho Gaya

DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI

Duk Tou Is Baat Ka Hai
K

Wahan

Mujhe

PEPSI Nahi Mili ? :(

COURT ORDER U R Accused Of

COURT ORDER
U
R
Accused
Of
coming
into
my
life
and
Hi-jacking
my
smiles
with
your
friendship
Since
U
r
found
guilty
u
r
Sentenced
2
b
my
frend
NO BAIL !!!

Hanso Cheeko

Hanso

Cheeko

Chillao

Uchlo Koodo

Seetiyan Maaro

Abu Ko Bataoo

Ami Ko Bataoo

Elaan Karwao

Bhangra Paao

Khush Ho Jao

K Tum Jiase Logo’n Ko Bhi Mere Sms Aate Hain. . .

adat se hay

Ap lovely ho -94%

Ap Cute ho -95%

Ap Sweet ho -96%

Ap Beautiful ho -97%

Ap Stylish ho -98%

Ap Attractive ho -99%

or

Main phainknay mein Expert hun 100%.

Kya karOn Adat se hay!

Yaad tumhari na aaye

Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge,Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge. Ek do sms karte rahna,Warna raat ko tumhe hum sone nahi denge....

Patient (Wakeel):

Patient (Wakeel):Janab Ab Main Kya
Kha Sakta Hoon?

Doctor:Meri Fees K

Ilawa Sab Kuch Kha Saktay Hain....>

Doctor pricription 4 u,

Doctor pricription 4 u,

a cute little smile 4 breakfast

more laugh 4 lunch,

&lots of happiness 4 dinner,

doctor fee??

1 sms whenever U R free & in happy mood.

100 Rupay Ka note mila

1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
.
.
. "Eid Mubarak"

PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola

"khair Mubarak" ;p : )

U may have 3 reasons for not msging me:

U may have 3 reasons for not msging me:

1. No free msg

2. No bal

3. No guts to disturb a ''LION''

''Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar T

''Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The
Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi
Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi
Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi
Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein.''

1 pathan angoor bech raha tha

1 pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.

2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.

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