Agr spiderman PAKISTAN mai bnti

Agr spiderman PAKISTAN mai bnti
to us ka nam kya hota...
Zra socho

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Phr socho

"JAALAY wala GUJJAR" :-D

May, 13 2010 153 chars (1 sms) 2407 views Funny

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Last nite i had a dream abt U...
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!

Choose 1 Option:

Choose 1 Option:

If U r..
muslim=make me a easyload of 100Rs

If U r..
christen=sms me

If u r..
hindu=miss call me

If u r..
sikh=no answer

Ab faisla kar Lo!

There Is One Thing That

There Is One Thing That

Both Drunks And Geographers Agree Upon ...

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The Earth Spins Round And Round .... ;->

ankho mai kuch nami

Ankho mai kuch nami thi,

mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,

jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,

wo kambakhat meri mehboba ki ammi thi... =P ;->

oxygen is more important

Nice Quote:

People says that you can''t live without love...

but I think....

oxygen is more important... ;->

Aur DoN.. 03343004071

Police
15

Ptcl
17

Love
143

Fraud
420

Murder
302

Muslim
786

Cigeratte
555

Beer
5000

Jazz
111

J.Bond
007

Aur

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2 pathan 1 darkht k nichey beth kr baten

2 pathan 1 darkht k nichey beth kr baten
kr rhe they k achank drakht se ek aam{mango}
girta hy..
pehla pathan 2srey se ye aam kese gira?
aam khud hath jorr kr answr deta hy
k saalo pak gya hon
mei tum logo ki baten sun kr... ;->

Wife: Suno Jii DR

Wife: Suno Jii DR ne mujhe ek mahinay ka aaram ke liye kisi Hill Station par jane ko kaha hai Hum Kaha Jayegaye?

Husband: Dosray DR ke Pass

friendship is about

Friendship is about. bringing out the positive when everything
seems negative...being accepted for who you are...being
able to pick up right where you left off...sharing, talking,
and laughing...Friendship is about us, and for that I"m grateful.
And I hope you have the best birthday ever, friend!

Who''s The Only Playe

Who''s The Only Playe Who Knows Each & Every Religious Song. . . ? ?

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HAR - BHAJAN - SING
(HarBhajan Singh) . . . ;->

khan yar abi tumha

Khan : Yar Abi Tumhara Amma
Ka Khansi Kaisa Hy?

Friend : Band Ho Gai Hy
Magar Sans Rok Rok K A Rahi Hy

Khan : Koi Bat Nai,Allah Kary Ga,
Wo Bi Band Ho Jay Ga

Agr koi ap k pa

Agr koi ap k pas aaye aur kahe,"tum bewaqoof ho"
To koi lamha zaya mat krna us ko gardan se pakrna aur kehna
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Plz Kisi or ko mat batana yar ! ok !

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Agr spiderman PAKISTAN mai bnti

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