Dictionary is da only place where death comes before life, success before work, & divorce before marriage. but the Best part is Friend comes before relatives. !!!!!!!!!!! (QB)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don''t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Lahore.
Station Master : No Madam, I''m afraid it''s too heavy. . . ;->
