Agr Obama Sadr-e-Pakistna

Agr Obama Sadr-e-Pakistna hoTa To us KA kya Name Hota?/
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May, 15 2010 168 chars (2 sms) 2080 views Funny

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Dosto Me Ap Ko Ek

Dosto Me Ap Ko Ek Zarori Bat Btana Chahta Ho.
Takey Pchlay Saal Ki Tara
Apko Afsoos Na Ho
Ramzan Aa Chuka He
Jis Ne B Meri Aftari Krni He
Mjhy Abi Bata De!

siut acha hai

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Girl: Thanks
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Boy: Lipstick b achi hai
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Girl: Thanks
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Boy: Makeup b bohat acha hai
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Girl: Thnx "BHAI JAN"
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Boy: Phir b buri lag rahi ho :-P

Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi Ladki Nahin

Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi Ladki Nahin,

Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi
Ladki Nahi.
Agar Fir Bhi Na Pate,To Duniya Me Ladkio Ki Koi Kami Nah

''True Bayghairti is

''True Bayghairti is:To arrive home late at Night,Cigarette in hand,Mom waiting 4 u With aJHAROO in her hand & u ask:"Hey Mom Abhi Tak Safai Kar Rahi Ho?"''

31st march or 1st ap

31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools...;->

Malak : Kyun Khan Tme 15

Malak : Kyun Khan Tme 15
Din Ki Chuti Kyun Chahye?

Pathan : Sir Hamara Czn Ki Shadi Hai

Malak : Czn Ki Shadi Aur 15 Din Chutti Wo Kyun?

Pathan : Wo Hamara Czn Chahti

Hai K Hm Us Ki Shadi

Me Dulhaa Bn K Aaaon

SAWAAL: Patni

SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai??
JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musibat tali nahi phir aane waali hai.

Wife: What is 10 years with me?

Wife: What is 10 years with me?
Husband: A second.
Wife: What is $1000 for me?
Husband: A Coin.
Wife: Ok give me a Coin.
Husband: Wait a second ;->

Pakistani ki awaam

Pakistani ki awaam ko kitni khushiyan milli . . . ?

1. bijli jane k baad bijli aane ki khushi.

2. Line mei khara ho kar kabhi kabhi aata milne ki khushi.

3. sare din k baad raat k 11 baje gas aane ki khushi.

4. bazar se shopping kar k bomb blast se bach kar zinda ghar wapas aane ki khushi . . . ;-

Pundit-Tumhare Jeevan Me

Pundit-Tumhare Jeevan Me 6 Ladkiya Aayengi.
Boy-Wow,Kya Baat Hai.
Pandit-Jyada Khush Hone Ki Baat Nai Hai.
1 Gharwali Or 5 Betiya Hai.

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Man , Mistri G ,

Man , Mistri G , Bed Mazboot banana , Mere bete ko Bahu k sath Sona hai

Mistri : aisa mazboot banaun ga k Sara Muhalla bahu k sath Soye Bhi tu Nahi totay Ga!

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