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"Wo larki sab larkon se hans kar baat karti hai."

Batao iss sentence main larki kya hai??

Sardar: "Sir larki 2 number hai.. :-D

Mar, 06 2012 147 chars (1 sms) 2700 views Sardar

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How Do You Know

How Do You Know
If A Sardar-G Has Been
Sending E-Mail ... ?

You See A Bunch Of
Envelopes Stuffed Into
The Disk Drive ... ;->

1 Sardar

1 Sardar
Police Station K Bahar Se
Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha
" Wanted For
RAPE & MURDER .."

Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:
" I Want To Apply For
This Job ..." ;->

1 sardar Kafi dei

1 sardar Kafi deir baad pind aya

Pind di mitti
Sung k kehnda
Hun te mitti di khushbo badl gai aa

2nd;

"^A mitti nai a
Sukki tatti a^"

Santa Ek Baraf Ka

Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.

Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??

Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!

baki hisa shazia k paper me

Sardar exam me ak larki sy nakal kr rha tha

Exminer ne sardar ko utha kr door bitha dia

usne jawab k end me likha

Jawab ka baqia hissa shazia k paper me hai.

A Sardar Prays

A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &

Says

-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.

Sardar ki bivi uske

Sardar ki bivi uske driver k sath bhag gai..
logo ne pucha sardar g hun ki kro ge..?

Sardar: karna ki ae hun gadi ap chalawan ga... ;->

Man:Sardaar

Man:Sardaar G Apki Behan Gum Ho Gai Hai. . .
Chlain Usay Dhonday.
Sardar: Chor Yaar Kyun Time Zaya Krna,
Kal Geo T.V
Per Aa Jaye Gi.

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

Sir: Apka Beta

Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?

Sardar: Haan,

Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..

Fakeer 2 Srdar

Fakeer 2 Srdar : Apk Parosi Ne

Pet Bhar K Khana Khlaya

Hai Ap B Kuch Khilao ?

Srdar : Ye Lo Hajimola . . . . . ;-

Santa Invested 2 Lakhs

Santa Invested 2 Lakhs

In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses.

Do U Know What The Business Was?

He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!

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