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baki hisa shazia k paper me
Sardar exam me ak larki sy nakal kr rha tha
Exminer ne sardar ko utha kr door bitha dia
usne jawab k end me likha
Jawab ka baqia hissa shazia k paper me hai.
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Daku: Tera Nam
Daku: Tera Nam?
Lady: Rita
Daku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He,Ja Tuje Maf Kiya
Or Tera?
Santa: Santa,
Par Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte He
Girl : Have You Seen
Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
Any Where ... ????
Santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like ... !!! ;->
AJ KAL JUNGLE KA KING
AJ KAL JUNGLE KA KING
''''SHAIR'''' SARDAR JEE SE
DARTA PHIR RAHA HAY
PATA HY Q ??????
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SIMPLE .......
DESE DAYS.......\
SING IS KING
Spinner
Sardarni ne sardar se kaha me kapre nichor nichor ker thak gye hun mujhe ek spinner chahiye
to
Sardar doosre din Shahid Afridi le aaya
Circus ka maalik
Circus ka maalik Sardar ko dante hwe
Be parwai ki b hadd h0ti hai
tune SHAIR ko khula ch0r dia
Sardar: Is se kia farq parta hai
SHAIR ko kon chori kare ga.;-)
Police-Instead of
Police-Instead of hospital why did u take
ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar- ALL the child were crying when they born,
this time I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA... ;->
Sardar g As A Directo
Sardar g As A Director :
U Should Jump 2 D Swimming Pool 4m 100 Ft Height ...
Hero:
I Don''t Knw Swiming
Sardar g :
Oye Don''t Worry Yaar Pool Is Empty ... :-p
Santa-Mujhe Us
Santa-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao
Banta-Kya Hua
Santa-Jb Se Maine Kaha
''Dil Cheer K Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga''
Wo Chaku Le K Pichhe Hi Pad Gayi H
Sardar Ko Elecrtic
Sardar Ko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kr Maut Ki Saza Sunai Gai
Jalad: Tmhari Akhri Khwaish Kya Hy?
Sardar: Mujhe Dar Lag Rha Hy Mera Hath Pakar Le... =P ;->
Aik Sardar ki 10
Aik Sardar ki 10 betiyan thin phir ja
kar uskay ghar ek beta hua.
Sardar nay uska naam kya rakha hoga?
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MUSHKIL SINGH. !
Judge: why r u arrested
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the
shop..... =P ;->
Maths and Women
"Maths and Women r the two most Complicated things in this World"
BUT...
Maths, Atleast, has LOGIC!" ... ;->
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