baki hisa shazia k paper me

baki hisa shazia k paper me
Sardar exam me ak larki sy nakal kr rha tha

Exminer ne sardar ko utha kr door bitha dia

usne jawab k end me likha

Jawab ka baqia hissa shazia k paper me hai.
  

Mar, 06 2012     160 chars (1 sms)     3041 views       Sardar

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