Eye Drop Expire Ho gaya Hai

Eye Drop Expire Ho gaya Hai

'Wife: Aj Raat Nahi Dalwaongi
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Kal B Ap Daal K So Gay thay

Bohat Jalan Hui thi
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Mai Sari Raat Masalti rahi
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Pani bhi Nikalta Raha
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Lagta Hai Ye Eye Drop Expire Ho gaya Hai.'
  

Aug, 27 2012     201 chars (2 sms)     3218 views       Double Meaning

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Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
"Don''t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!"
A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professior Room


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Say : I''ll Do AnyThing To Pass In The Exams. . . .





&

Professor Says:



NOW OPEN YOUR












Books & Study. . . . ;->
ik muddat ke baad uski awaz suni
tuo dil ne mujhse ye swal poocha
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abbe jaldy yaad kar "konsi wali hai"!!!
In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?


Think..


Think..



Ans is SHOPPING! :-p
God Bless Your Naughty Mind!
LIFE MEANS:-
6 frnds,
2 bikes but no petrol
exam nite,6 duffers no notes.
sitting on sea view ,
6 smokers n only 1 cigrete!
1 girl,6 frnds n all saying “teri bhabhi hai
To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it "IN"
she pushes it.
!!!!
True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!
Andheri raat thi
Wo meray saath thi
Mai uss kai upper tha
Wo mere neechay thi
Tauba tuaba……
Aray logon kya samjhe aap
Wo meri cycle thi..
Pehlay Baahon me Lena Phr Seene Se Lagana Phr Methi Methi Baty Krna Phr Khoob Kiss Krna Phr Bister Pr Litana . . . . Kita Mushkil hay Bacchon ko Sulana.
Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above. ;) :p
mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka
chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooss bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo ko ik saath chooss masal masal kay choos kyon kay kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay.
pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uf
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna