Eye Drop Expire Ho gaya Hai

Eye Drop Expire Ho gaya Hai

'Wife: Aj Raat Nahi Dalwaongi
.
Kal B Ap Daal K So Gay thay

Bohat Jalan Hui thi
.
Mai Sari Raat Masalti rahi
.
Pani bhi Nikalta Raha
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Lagta Hai Ye Eye Drop Expire Ho gaya Hai.'
  

Aug, 27 2012     201 chars (2 sms)     2895 views       Double Meaning

more Double Meaning SMS Messages

"Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun,
Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka"

"Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai,
Patta Patta Gulab Ka."
Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo... ;->
Phochta
Hai Jab Koi K Duniya Mein
Mohabbat Hai Kahan?
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Muskura Deta Hon Main
Or Yaad Aa Jati Hy Maa….
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Ki
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Honay wali
Bahao..

'Girl: Wat do u like in me?

Boy: Those two white big balls having black dots on it.

Girl: Whatttt?

Boy:Yes i Like ur eyes.'
Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
"Don''t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!"

'School mein 1 FAIL Student K Papa
Class Teacher se:

Madam! Thora Aap Tight Rakho,
Thora Main Zor Lagata hun, Umed hy is Saal Bacha Nikal hi Jayega.'
Bush: Mere pain da char munda hua hy.
Musharraf: Mubarak huvay.
Bush: But ik masla hy.
Musharraf: o ki.
Bush: piu da pta nhe.
Musharraf: Koi gal nhe USAMA da pa diyo.
KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy??


Wo MotA sA,


Aas-PAAs bAAL,


NArAM-NArAM


UpEr sE CoVEr...


NEvEr??


JhooT boLTE ho?




KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA? :p ;->
To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it "IN"
she pushes it.
!!!!
True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!
Aap ko "CHODA"..Aap ko pir "CHODA"Aap ko bar bar
"CHODA"Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye"CHODA AUGUST"
mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..
App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?


Malooum hai kahan Se ?




DOOR SE
1 Aadmi ny rat ko ghr jaty huay aik bht khubsort jwan lrki ko lift di,

Achank rsty main boht tez tofani barish shuro ho gai or un dono ko aik hotel main Room lena pra,

Itfaq sy room b sirf aik he khali tha,

Dono so gay or subha uth kr apny apny ghr chly gay.

MORAL:
mery sms gandy nahi hoty...