or kuch larkiyon ko baith kar denay mein maza aata hay
or kuch to aisi hain k unhen khara ho kar denay mein maza aata hay. . . her kisi ka JHAROO denay ka andaz mukhtalif hota hay ... . . . . Ik vari fer teri soch ko 80 topo ki salami'
chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooss bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo ko ik saath chooss masal masal kay choos kyon kay kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay.
Bush: Mere pain da char munda hua hy.
Musharraf: Mubarak huvay.
Bush: But ik masla hy.
Musharraf: o ki.
Bush: piu da pta nhe.
Musharraf: Koi gal nhe USAMA da pa diyo.
LIFE MEANS:- 6 frnds, 2 bikes but no petrol exam nite,6 duffers no notes. sitting on sea view , 6 smokers n only 1 cigrete! 1 girl,6 frnds n all saying “teri bhabhi hai
SARDAR goes to library & asks for a book: "Psycho the Rapist" Librarian searches for half an hour & comes back,slaps him & says "Psychotherapist" saalay...