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Read Carefully A Letter By A Student: . Dear BOARD Of Education, . . . . . . . . . . . . I’m Also BORED Of Education..
  

Jan, 11 2013     118 chars (1 sms)     2885 views       Funny

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Mother : How Was Your First Day At School . . . ? ? ?

Son : It Was All Right Except For Some Men Called "TEACHER"
Who Kept Spoiling All Our Fun . . . ;->
Raat ko 2 pathan chat pe so rahay thay,

Pehla dusray se bola:

Yaar maachis
kahan hai?

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2nd:

Teeli jala k dekh le yahin kahin
hogi...!
what is depth of frendship?
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ITS when your best freind runs with your lover and you miss your best friend.


Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?

Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava
Student To teacher : Kia Ye Sahi hai K Bache Qaum Ka Sarmaya Aur Qaum Ka Mstaqbil hain....???

Teacher:Haan Bilkul....

Student: Tou Phir Hukumat Is K Izaafe Se Pareshaan Kion Hai.... ??? ;->
Musharaf To Arbab : Tera Kya Hoga KALIYA?

Arbab: Sarkar Maine Aap Ka Namak Khaya Hay.

MUSHARAF: Ab PPP Walon K JOOTAY Kha.
Today is MDPS DAY MDPS bolay to...!...
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"MAKE DUFFER People SMILE" i''ve done my part, now u send it 2 all ur Duffer friends & make them SMILE :)
Socho
U.S.A jis se Darta Hay
Un sab K Aakhir May
(N)
Aata hay
Quran,
Taliban,
Pakistan,
Iran,
Usama bin ladin,
Afghanistan,
Wazirstan
Cheen
Pathan
&
Khalid Jan




My dear,
GOOD NEWS 4 U

Meiny ghor se dekha hai.


k aap ka naam





N_R_O LIST me nhi hai.

BE HAPPY ;->
Wat did an IT engineer scream while falling from the 10th floor.?



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HE SCREAMED- F1 F1 F1 F1 F1...
Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai
Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan B
katori le k khada rhta Hai







Pani Puri wale k paas.
Sher ki shadi thi, barat me sab sheron ke bech ek kutta nach raha tha, usse pucha app yahan kaise? To kuta bola shadi se pehle hum bhi sher thee.