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Aik Pathan ne kisi larki se kaha k mujhe tum se kuch kehna he keh doon.
larki: bolo
Pathan: ap ke pass NASWAR hey.
  

Jan, 17 2013     114 chars (1 sms)     3428 views       Funny

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A WISE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEES

But

A WISER MAN
Doesn''t PEE
On His Hand ... ;->
1 day a monkey looked into mirror and said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.Promise me u will not look into mirror, bcoz I don''t wanna loose u.
Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?
Subha shaam teri Yaad aave hai,
Sari sari raat jagavey hai,
Karne ko to kar lu call tujhe,
Per kambakhat customer service ki larki balance low batavey hai,
What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?








A power failure!!
ankh b baichain hai,
dil b terey liye tarsa hai,


ab to kar dey wapis merey paisay,
guzar ghaya ik arsa hai
wife:-2day
night I Saw a
dream dat u were
sendng me
Jewelry

Husband :Yeah,I saw ur dad paying d bill..!

Larka Larki Went On A Date,
Baap Ki Cal Aayi,

Baap: Kaha Ho?

Beta: Practical Kar Raha Hu

Baap: Dehan Se Practical Krna Kahin Exam Se Phle Result Na A Jae ;->
Shahid Afridi in interview

Aap ki umer kitni hai?

24 years.

Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,

Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,

Kiu ke

"Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta"
Ek Meraasi Na Choudhry Sahab Ki Beti ka Rishta Manga.
...
Choudhry Ne Meraasi Ko Khoob Jooton Ghoonso se Mara
...
Maar Kha K Meraasi Utha Kapre Jhar K Bola
''''Fir Choudry Sahab Main Inkaar Samjhan?'''' ;->
Thora Garam Thanda Zyada Piya Karo

SmS Zara Naya Kiya Karo

Agar Samjh Na Aaye To Hum Se Puch Liya Kro

Hum SmS K KiñG Hain

Hm Se Roz New SmS Le Liya karo.
Husbnd:Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?

No Ans.

Husbnd Again Asks, No Ans.

Then Again He Asks,

Wife: Nahi Kaha.

Plz Ab Bhoka Na Bandh Karo :D