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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Jan, 29 2013 554 chars (4 sms) 4128 views Urdu Poetry

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hum guhegar hain

hum guhegar hain
humko saza dy do
bus mout ajae
itni se dua dy do...

jab ghata koi

jab ghata koi toot kar barse
dil mera tere lams ko tarse

phir tera naam shaam tanhaii
sehmi sehmi hai dhadkane phir darr se

haal andaar ka bass khuda jane
kitna roshan hai diya bahar se

Un he lafzoan k aasq bunty hien

Un he lafzoan k aasq bunty hien
Jo zuban say ada nahe hoty

Gali Main Dard K Purze

Gali Main Dard K Purze Talaash Karti Thi
Maire Khatoot K Tukre Talaash Karti Thi

Bhulae Koon Azyat Pasandiyaan Us Ki
Khushi K Dhair Main Sadmey Talaash Karti Thi

Ajab Hijar Parasti Thi Uski Fitrat Main
Shajar K Toote Patey Talaash Karti Thi

Ghuma Phira K Judai Ki Baat Karti Thi
Hamaisha Hijar K Harbey Talaash Karti Thi

Duain Karti Thi Ujre Howe Mazaroon Par
Bare Ajeeb Sahaaray Talaash Karti Thi

Mujhe To Aaj Bataaya Hai Badloon Ne
Wo Laut Aane K Raaste Talaash Karti Thi

Tere Dil Mein To Armaan

Tere Dil Mein To Armaan Shayad Paida Bhi Na Hue Ho
Per Mere Yanha Armaano Ka Woh Kabristann, Aaj Bhi Hai..

Dil Lagane Ki Khata Na Karna Ae Dost,
Dard Milne Ki Saza, Aaj Bhi Hai.....

Kya Kahe ki Kuch

Kya Kahe ki Kuch Kaha Nahi jaata,
Dard-Meetha hai par Saha Nahi jaata,
Dosti Ho gayi hai is Kadar aapse ki,
Bina yaad kiye Raha Nahi jata?

Apna dil apni tabahi ka sabab hota hai,

Apna dil apni tabahi ka sabab hota hai,

Yeh Muhabbat ka zamana b ajeeb hota hai,

Kon c baat ney kis shakhs ka dil tor diya,

Bolney waley ko ehsas hi kab hota hai..

Wo jazbey mere kuchaal gia hey

Wo jazbey mere kuchaal gia hey
Jafaa k sanchey mai dhal gia hey
Na badley mousam bhi itna jaldi
Wo jitna jaldi badal gaya hey

Nazr me zulmat Badan

Nazr me zulmat Badan me thandak
Jamal kitna ajib sa tha
Me uski chahat me ghr se nikla tou
Haal kitna ajeeb sa tha
Na mene usy khatoot likhe
Na usne meri panah chahi
Dono ko apni bekhudi pe
Malal kitna ajeeb sa tha
Wo apni raato''n me chand dekhe
Main apni raato''n me usko socho''n
Badalte lamhon me soch ka ye
Visal kitna ajeeb sa tha
Safar akele kr lo ge
Mene poocha tou ro dia wo
Jawab kitna ajeeb sa tha
Sawal kitna ajeeb sa tha

USS ko chaha bhi to

USS ko chaha bhi to izhar na karna aaya

kat gai ummr hamen piyar na karna aaya

uss ne manga bhi "agar" kuch to "judai" mangi

or hum thy kay hamen inkar na karna aaya

Ek Sargoshi muj se boli

Ek Sargoshi muj se boli
Kia wo tum ho
Jo mere kaanou se lag ker
Apni Ghazalian !!!
Apni nazmain !!!
Keh jata hai
Phir mein bola
Haan mein wohe hoon
Phir wo boli
Bohat bury ho
Bohat bury ho
Bohat bury ho
Neend ura ker so jaty ho

Main yeh kehta hon ke

Main yeh kehta hon ke
phir se dil lagana chahiye

Neend ki aghosh main
sapna suhana chahiye

Dil ki lau ko sard kar
dena aqal mandi nahi

Dil lagane ko agar-chay
ek zamana chahiye

Koi taaza phool le kar
milne aa jaye to phir

Apne zakhmi jaan-o-dil
ko bhool jana chahiye.

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