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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Jan, 29 2013 554 chars (4 sms) 3893 views Urdu Poetry

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Jahan tak ho sake

Jahan tak ho sake khud ko bacha lo badnam hone se,
muhabat khatam hoti hay muhabat aam hone se,
Mera pathjhar k musam se taluq hi sahi lekin,
Main kese rok sakta hon tujhe Gulfam hone se

Hum safar ban key

Hum safar ban key hum saath hain
aaj bhi
phir bhi hai ye safar ajanabi ajanabi

Raah bhi ajanabi mord bhi ajanabi
jayein ham kidhar ajanabi ajanabi

Zindagi ho gai hai sulagata safar
door tak aa rahaa hai dhuaan saa nazar

Jaane kis mord par kho gai har Khushii dey key dard-e-jigar ajanabi ajanabi

Hum ney chun chun ke tinke banaaya tha jo

aashiyaan hasaraton se sajaayaa tha jo

Hai chaman mein wahi aashiyaan aaj bhi lag raha hai magar ajanabi ajanabi

Kis ko maalom tha din ye bhi aayeinge mausamon ki tarhan dil bhi bada jaayeinge

Din hua ajanabi raat bhi ajanabi
har ghari har pahar ajanabi ajanabi

"Mat Talash Kar Meri Zaat

"Mat Talash Kar Meri Zaat main itney Aaib "

"Faqat Itna He Keh De K Tere Qabil Nahi hon Main...¤

Dasht-E-Ghurbat main

Dasht-E-Ghurbat main

jis pairh Ne,

mere Tnha Musafir Ki khatir,

Ghani Chaon Phailai hY,

Us ki Shaadabion k Liye

Meri sb Unglian

Hawa main

Dua Likh rahi Hain.

Aadmi esa dekha nahi hai,

Aadmi esa dekha nahi hai,
Jiske chehre pe chehra nahi hai.

Kuchh kami mere chehre me hogi,
Aina koi jhoota nahi hai.

Kesi pathra gaee hain nigahen,
Tumko jis din se dekha nahin hai.

Kitne be khof hain ye parinde,
Inko mazhab ka khatra nahi hai.

Mil ke bichhde ho jis din se mujhse,
Mere ghar main ujala nahi hai.

Mot ka to bharosa hai lekin,
Zindgi ka bharosa nahi hai.

yun na khelo mere dil se `kausar''
Mera dil to khilona nahi hai.

ye acha hai k bohat acha nahi houn mein

ye acha hai k bohat acha nahi houn mein,

dukhee ho ga na koi mere chaly jany k baad...

Na mile kisi ka saath

Na mile kisi ka saath toh hume yaad karna,
Agar tanha ho kabhi tho mehsus hume karna
Khushiya baatne ko tum dost hazaar rakhna,
Magar gham batna ho toh hume yaad karna.

YE MAusAm Bhi KitnA PyArA HAi,

YE MAusAm Bhi KitnA PyArA HAi,

KArti YE HAwAye KuCh IshArA HAi,

ZArA SAmJhO InkE jAZbAtOn KO,

YE KEh RAhi AapkO DiL SE HuMnE PukArA HAi..

Dard B De Gaye Sitam

Dard B De Gaye Sitam B De Gaye
Zakham K Saath Saath Mujhe Merham B De Gaye
Do Lafzon Se Ker Gaye Wo Apna Maan Halka
Hum Ko Na Rone Ki Kasam B De Gaye
Ajnabi Log B Dene Lage Ilzam Mujhe
Jane Kahan Le Gaye gardish-E-Ayam Mujhe
Bhoolna Chaho Bhi To Tujhe Bhulaon Kese
Log Le Le K Bulate Hain Tera Naam Mujhe

Aasoo Aa Jate Hain Ankhon

Aasoo Aa Jate Hain Ankhon Me Rone Se Pehle
Her Khwab Toot Jate Hain Sone Se Pehle
Ishq Hai Gunah Ye To Samajh Gaye
Kaash Koi Rok Leta Ye Gunah Hone Se Pehle

Kabhi UttrO''

Kabhi UttrO''
Yoo''N MerY dil K''
KacheY AnGa''N mein . . .
Kissi Udas''
Mosam mein . . .
Kissi Veeran''
LamheY mein . . .
CupkeY SeY''
DabeY PaUn . . .
Meri In''
Aankho''N per . . .
Rakh do''
haath AapneY . . .
aUr yoo''N hi''
HasteY hOyE Keh Do . . .
BooJh lO to
"Ham tumhareY " . . .
Naa BhooJh SakO tO''
" tUm hamareY " . . . .

Mainay dariyaa say

Mainay dariyaa say seekhee hai paani kee parda-daari,
Uuper uuper hanstay rehna gehraayi mein rou leina,

Reit bhari inn aankhon mein, aansuu say tum dhou leina,
Koi sookha ped milay tou uss say lipat kar rou leina,

Iss kay baad bohut tanhaa ho jaisay jangal kaa rasta,
Jo bhi tum say pyaar say bolay saath usee kay hou leina,

Kuchh tou reit kee pyaas bujhaao janam janam kee pyaasi hai,
Saahil par chalnay say pehlay apnay paanv bhigo leina,

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