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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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AANKHON SAY DOOR DIL

AANKHON SAY DOOR DIL K QAREEB THA ...
MAIN US KA WO MERAA HABIB THA ...
WO JO CHALAA MUJH KO THUKRA KER
WO MERA MUQADER MERA NASEEB THA ...
NA KABHI MILA NA KABHI JUDA HOWAA ...
HUM DONO KA RISHTA AJEEB THA ...
KABHI KABHI YOOHI SOCHTA HOUN MAIN ...
KASOOR US KA NAHIN ...MAIN HEE BADNASEEB THA.

Tumhare Baghair Tumhare

Tumhare Baghair Tumhare Sang Rehne Lga Hu

Khud Ko Kuch Is Terha Se Saza Dene Lga Hun

Pathar Ki Terha Se Hoon Kabhi YeHumnam B Tha

Zard Patton Ki terha Se Roz Bikharnay Lga Hun

Kash Mujhe B Mere Hissay Ka Pyar Mil Jaye

Issi ass Per Ab Mai Yahan Jeene Lga Hon

Koi Nahi Marta Kisi K Bagiar Kabhi Yeh Kha Tha

Din Rat Yehi Soch Kar Ab Marnay Lga Hun

Tum Ne Kha Tha Koi Juda Nahi Kr Sakta Hamain

Ab Yehi Duaa me B Karne Lga Hoo

Wah ishaq teri bhi ajeeb dastan hai.

Wah ishaq teri bhi ajeeb dastan hai.

mahboob mil jaye tu khuda choot jaye.....

mahboob choot jaye tu khuda mil jaye......

ek nazar daikh mere zarf-e-muhabat ki taraf,

ek nazar daikh mere zarf-e-muhabat ki taraf,

hum ne dil de k khareeda gham-e-tanhai ko...

Apni barbaadi ka jahan

Apni barbaadi ka jahan aabaad rakhna hai
ussay sub bhoolna mujhay sub yaaad rakhna hai!!

Iss Badi si Dunya mein

Iss Badi si Dunya mein har Shakhs ko choti si Ek Talaash hoti ha . . .
Kisi ko Dost ki. . .
Kisi ko pyaar ki. . .
Kisi ko Chahat ki. . .
Aur
Kisi ko APNO ki. . .
Bass ek Apna joh Sirf Apna ho. . .
Shayad or Kuch Bhi nahii!!. .

Hum To AsiQ hain Us

Hum To AsiQ hain Us Phool k Jo Shabnaam se bhi ho PaK...
/
Masley howey Phoolun ko Hum Uthaya nahin kartay...!!!

Us nay kaha mugh say

Us nay kaha mugh say tumain kitna pyaar hia
main nay kaha sitroon ka koi shummar hia

uss nay kaha kon sa tohfa doon tumain
main nay kaha woh shaam jo ab tak udhaar hia

saaman-e-tijaarat meraa

saaman-e-tijaarat meraa imaan nahii.n hai.
har dar pe jhuke sar ye merii shaan nahii.n hai
har lafz ko siine me.n basaa lo to bane baat
taako.n me.n sajaane ko ye quraan nahii.n hai

Manzil-e-gham ki fazaon

Manzil-e-gham ki fazaon say lipat kar roo loon
Teray daman ki hawaon say lipat kar roo loon
Jam-e-maaey peenay say pehlay mera jee chahta hai
Bikhari zulfon ki ghataon say lipat kar roo loon
Zard ghunchon ki nigahon mein nigahein daloon
Surkh phoolon ki qabaon say lipat kar roo loon
Aanay walay teray rastay mein bichaon aankhein
Janay walay teray paaon say lipat kar roo loon
Apnay majboor taqadus k sahary sagar
Deer-o-kabah k khudaon say lipat kar roo loon

Tark-e-Rasm-e-Dosti

Tark-e-Rasm-e-Dosti
Hargiz Mera Maslak Na
Tha ...

Ittifaqan Dosto''n Se
Raabtey Kam Ho
Gaye... !!!

Jigar ki aag say iss dill

Jigar ki aag say iss dill ku jalta daikhtay jao
Luti jati hay armanon ki dunya daikhtay jao

Issi din k liey bolo tumhain kya ham nay chaha tha
Keh gam barbad hun aur tum tamasha daikhtay jao

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