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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Main Ne Jis Shaakh Ko

Main Ne Jis Shaakh Ko Phoolon Se Sajaya Tha Faraz,

Mere Seenay Main Ussi Shaakh Ka Kaanta Utra..!!

Hum Sy Poochni Hy

Hum Sy Poochni Hy
Tou Sitaaro''n Ki Baat
Poocho

Khwabo''n Ki Baat Tou
Wo Krte Hyn Jinhe''n
Neend Aati Hy !!!

Ankhon Mein Namee

Ankhon Mein Namee, Hansi Labon Par
Kya Haal Hai, Kya Dikhaa Rahay Hoo
Ban Jaayenge Zaher Peete Peete
Yeh Asshq Joo Peete Ja Rah

mein ne mangi thi

mein ne mangi thi ujaley ki fakat aik kiran,
tum se yeh kis ne kaha aag laga di jaye...

SanG DiL hY Wo To Q Us ka Gila maine kia

SanG DiL hY Wo To Q Us ka Gila maine kia

jb k khud Pathar ko butt'' Butt ko Khuda maine kia

Kaise Namanoos Lafzoo ki kahani Tha Wo Shakhs

Us ko kitni mshkilo Se Tarjma maine kia

kal shub mujhe be shakal

kal shub mujhe be shakal ki awaz ne chonka deya.

main ne kaha tu kon hai us ne kaha awargi.

Youn To Baat Kuch

Youn To Baat Kuch B Na Thi Muger Uss Ka 1 Dam.

Honto''n Pe Hath Rakh Kar Rokna Acha Laga......(

Aye Dil kisi ki yaad mein rona Fazool ha

Aye Dil kisi ki yaad mein rona Fazool ha,
Aansu Bare Anmol hein inhen khona Fazool ha,
Roo tu un k lia jo tujh par nisar han,
Un ke lia keya rona jin ke Ashiq Hazar hein....

Bojhal nazar aati hain Bazahir mujy lekin

Bojhal nazar aati hain Bazahir mujy lekin
Khulti hain Boht Dil mein Utar kar Teri aankhein

ab tak Meri aankhon se Mitaey Nahi Mit''ta
bheegi hui Shaam ka Manzar Teri aankhein...!!

so baar mrna chaha nigahon

so baar mrna chaha nigahon mein doob kr"jana"

woh nigahein juka leta hai humain mrnay nahi deta..

tre bina zindagi se koi shikwa nahi..

tre bina zindagi se koi shikwa nahi..

tere bina bhi lykn zindagi,zindagi nahi.

Khushi Chah Jati Hai

Khushi Chah Jati Hai

Chehre Pe Khushi Chah Jati Hai
Ankhon Mein Suroor Aajata Hai
Jab Tum Mujhe Apna Kehte Ho
Apne Pe Guroor Aajata Hai

Tum Husn Ki Khud Ek Dunya Ho,
Shayad Yeh Tumhain Maloom Nahi
Mehfil Mein Tumhare Aane Se ,
Har Chiz Pe Noor Aajata Hai

Hum Pass Se Tum Ko Kiya Dekhen
Jab Tum Mukabil Hote HO
Betaab Nighaoon Ke Aage ,
Parda Sa Zaroor Aajata Hai

Jab Tumse Mohabbat Ki Humne
Tab Jake Kahin Yeh Raaz Khula
Marne Ka Saliqa Aata Hi Nahi
Jeene Ka Shaoor Aajata Hai

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