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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Kuch Wady Qasmein

Kuch Wady Qasmein Yadein Thin
Kuch Qehqay Kuch Feradein thin
Kuch Chehray thy jo bhaye thy
Kuch dhoke thy jo khaye thy
Ab pass hamary kuch b nahi
Bas Yadon ki zanjeerien hain
Kuch rang bhari tasveerien hain
Kuch lafz miti tehreerain hain
Ab pass hamary kuch b nahi
Ab pass hamary kuch b nahi

love

Masoom mohbbat ka itna sa fasana ha
kaghaz ki hawely ha aur barish ko bhi ana ha
kya shrty muhbbat ha kya sharty zamana ha
awaz bhe zakhme ha aur geet bhe gana ha
ye ISHAQ nahe aasaan bus itna samajh lejye
ik agg ka darya ha aur doob k jana ha..

guzishta raat uss k hont

guzishta raat uss k hont par ..

jab yeh sawal ubhra ..

muhabbat rutjagay kion maangti hai ?

kion sataati hai ?

to main dheeray say muskaya ..

aur uss k pass say uth kar ..

phir apnay ghar chala aaya ..!!

Chand lahmhein Mere Sath

Chand lahmhein Mere Sath Bita K
Meri Ankhon ko Ek Sapna Dekha K

Rangeen Wadion Mein Ab Kho Gey Ho
Mere Dil Mein Tum Aas Laga k

Tumhein Dohndta Hon Har Pal
Sarey Jhaan Ko Mein Bhola K

Ji Na Pao Gey Tum Bhi Kabhi
Meri Yadoon Ko Dil Se Mita K

Khushiya Mana Rhey Ho Ab Tum
Mere Sapnoon Ka Ashyana Jala K

mat chor mera sath tu zindagi mein is tarah

mat chor mera sath tu zindagi mein is tarah mohsin..

shayad hum zinda hain tumhary hi sath rehny say..

Kitni Aziyat Se Us Ne Mujh

Kitni Aziyat Se Us Ne Mujh Ko Bhulaya Ho ga
Meri Yadon Ne Usay Khoob Rulaya Ho Ga

Baat Be-Baat Aankh Us Ki Jo Chalki Ho Gi
Us Ne Chehray Ko Bazuon Main Chupaya Ho Ga

Socha Ho Ga Us Ne Din Main Kayi Bar Mujhay
Naam Hatheli Par Bhi Likh Likh K Mitaya Ho Ga

Jahan Us Ne Mera Zikar Suna Ho Ga Kisi Se
Us Ki Aankhon Main Koi Aansoo To Aya Ho Ga

Raat K Bheegnay Tak Neend Na Ayi Ho gi Tujhay
Tu Ne Takiye Ko Bhi Seenay Se Lagaya Ho ga

Ho K Nidhal meri Yadoon Se Tu Ne Jana
Meri Tasveer Pay Sar Apna Tikaya Ho Ga

Poocha Ho Ga Jo Kisi Ne Teri Haalat Ka Sabab
Tu Ne Baton Main Khoob Us Say Chupaya Ho Ga

batao kaisi lagi judai ki yeh shaam...

batao kaisi lagi judai ki yeh shaam...

ghuroob hota howa kesa lag raha hon main..

Log kehtay hain k….

Log kehtay hain k….

LOG kehtay hain k guftar yeh kam kertay hain
baat krtay hain magr soch k hum kertay hain
yeh jo insaan hai dushman hai zamany bher ka
meray MOLA hain jo bandon py karam kertay hain

Subah hoti hai to muskaan saja letay hain
raat hoti hai to hum ankh ko nam kertay hain
yeh to mumkin hi nahin khwab sabhi pooray hon
Saif khwahish ko bhi taqdeer main zamm kertay hain.

Barishoon ka mosam hai~

Barishoon ka mosam hai~
Rooh ki fizaon mein~
Ghamzda hawain hain~
Be~sabab udasi hai~
Es ajeeb mosam mein~
Beqrar raton ki~
Beshumar batain hain~
Un gint lamhon main~
Dil mera jalaaty ho~
lutf k b lamhon ko~
Yaad main ganwaaty ho~
Her haseen barish main~
~TUM he yaad atay ho.

Ab Ki Bar Khud usey

Ab Ki Bar Khud usey azad Kr K Dekta Hon
Mujse Juda Ho Kr Wo Kidhar Jata Hai
Mere Muqaddar Mein Hai Jane Aisa Kya
Jis Shaks Ko B Chahta Hon Wo Bichar Jata

Muje tujse juda rkhta

Muje tujse juda rkhta hai aur dukh tk nai hota
Mere andar tere jaisa ye akhir kon rehta hai

Nakam Si Koshish

Nakam Si Koshish Kia Karte Hain,……….
Hum Hain K Unse Pyar Kya Karte Hain,……….
Khuda Ne Taqdeer Mai Ek Tota Hua Tara Nahin Likha,.
Hum Hain K Chand Ki Tamanna Kia Karte Hain,………

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