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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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AaNsuoN ki zubaan hoti hai

AaNsuoN ki zubaan hoti hai
Ye bhi
Aksar kalam karte haiN
Gar tumheiN na yaqiiN ho to
Kabhi
Mere aaNsuoN ko
Ghaor se dekho
Ye bhi
Tum se kuch kehte haiN

Wo Uktaya Sa Rehta

Wo Uktaya Sa Rehta
Hy Humari Wafao''n
Se ...

Usay Keh Dena Humei''n
Dikhawey Ki Mohabbat
Achi Nahi Lagti

Zindagi Sirf Mohabbat Nahi

Zindagi Sirf Mohabbat Nahi
Kch Aur Bhi Hy

Zulf-o-Rukhsar Ki Jannat Nahi
Kch Aur Bhi Hy

Bhool-o-Aflas Ki Is Maari
Hui Dunya Main

Ishq Hi Ek Haqiqat Nahi
Kch Aur Bhi Hy ...

gamon se bhari hai

gamon se bhari hai zindagi yaron MERI...
kis aik ghum ko yad ker ke ashq bahoon main...

Wo to majborioon

Wo to majborioon main lipti hain
Apney shiddat bharey khyaloon main
Apney ander chhupi ek aurat main
Wo hamesha hi darti rehti hain
Na to jeeti hain na to marti hain
Larkiyaan bewafaa nahi hoti Per
Hamesha hi darti rehti hain
Apne reeti or rawajoon se
Any waley naye azaboon se
Zardurat main khily ghulaboon se
Pyaar kerti hain or chhupati hain
Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hot
Kyuon ki majborioon main lepti hain
Or her lamha darti rehti hain
Apney pyaar se apney saye se
Apney rishton se dil ki dharkan se
Apni khowahish se apni kushioon se
Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hoti !!!

ISHQ wahi hai jo

ISHQ wahi hai jo ho ektarfa,

IZHAR e ishq to khwahish ban jaati hai,

HAI agar ishq to aankho mein dekho,

ZUBAN kholne se ye numaish ban jaati hai..

,Saal Beetey, Dil Se Mere

,Saal Beetey, Dil Se Mere Ja Na Paye Tum
Sham Ki Tanhai Mein Phir Yaad Aaye Tum

Har Subah Paya Tumhein Khayalon Mein Apne Pas
Raton Ko Khuwabon Mein Mere Muskaraye Tum

Lagte Ho Mere Apne Jabase Tum Ho Dur
Na Jane Kyon Lagte Thay Pahle Kuch Paraye Tum

Piyar Hum Se Behisab Tha Tumhein Phir Bhi
Janey Kyon Hum Se Rahey Nazarein Churaye Tum

Jab Talak Tum Sath Thay Shikway Bhi Sath Thay
Kuch Nahin Ho Ab Mohabbat K Siwai Tum

Thak Gaya Hoon Zindagi Ki Rah Mein
Kaash Mil Jate Kahin Nazrein Bichhaye Tum

Is Se Pehle Ki Dilo Me

Is Se Pehle Ki Dilo Me Nafrat Jaage
Aao Ek Shaam Mohabbat Me Bita Di Jaye
Karke Kuch Mohabbat Ki Baatein
Is Shaam Ki Masti Badha Di Jaye

usne shugfuta mazaji ko naya mor deya.

usne shugfuta mazaji ko naya mor deya.
mujh ko paaband-e-zanjeer kua or chor daya.
us ne aanchal se nakali meri ghum gasta kitaab.
or chupke se mhubat ka waraq mor daya.

kuch log khatoot ki

kuch log khatoot ki tarha hoty hain
k bar bar parhney ko dil karta hai
or kch log ashkon ki tarha hoty hain
k sijdy me sir jhukaty hi ankhon se tapak party hain

udaas tujhe dekhne se pehle

udaas tujhe dekhne se pehle
ye aankhein na rahe

khafa ho tum mujhse
tho ye saanse na rahe

agar gham he di tujhe
to teri zindagi main hum kya
hamari yaadein bhi na rahein

Batao wo Aankhe

Batao wo Aankhe jinme Khwab nhi hai..
Batao wo Dil jisme Armaan nhi hai..
Batao wo Insaa jo pareshan nhi hai..
Ya sirf,batado wo Jameen jaha Aasman nhi hai..

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