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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Jan, 29 2013 554 chars (4 sms) 3821 views Urdu Poetry

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Aap Ko Chaah Kar Kuch

Aap Ko Chaah Kar Kuch Na Chaaha Kabhi,

Meri Chaahat Ka Kuch To Silaa Dijiye,

Phool Murjhaa Gaye Aap Ki Chaah Mein,

Muskura Kar Unhein Phir Khilaa Dijiye.

Baatein aisi karo ke

Baatein aisi karo ke jazbaat kabhi kam na ho;
Khayalat aise rakho ke kabhi ghum na ho;
Dil me apni bas itni se jagah dena hume;
Ke khali-khali sa lage jab hum na ho

Manzilain un ko

Manzilain un ko
mila karti hain
jin ka sheva ho
faraib...

Hum ne to
Daastaan-e
sadaaqat main
luta dee
zindagi apni..

Sheher-E-Khayal-O-Khuwab Mein Abad Ho Gaya,

Sheher-E-Khayal-O-Khuwab Mein Abad Ho Gaya,

Itna Usay Parha Ke Mujhay Yaad Ho Gaya,,

Main Aaj Tak Hoon Jis Ke Fareeb-O-Hisar Main,

Wo Aur Hi Kisi Ka Mere Bad Ho Gaya,,

Aandhi Hawa Ka Saath Nibhanay Ke Shok Mein,

Koi Tabah Hua'' Koi Barbad Ho Gaya,,

Apni To Sari Umr Aseeri Mein Kat Gayi,

Jis Ne Bhi Haar Maan Li'' Azaad Ho Gaya,,

Pehlay To Paaniyon Se Rahi Guftagu Meri,

Phir Youn Hua Ke Aaina Eejaad Ho Gaya . . . /

Har waqt kaam mein

Har waqt kaam mein itne na ulajh jaya karo,
Kabhi hamari yaad ko bhi dil mein laya karo,

Milnay ka waqt maat nikalo par,
Kabhi apne sms ki awaz to sunaya karo.

Mumkin Ho Aap Say To

Mumkin Ho Aap Say To Bhula Dijiye Mujhay
Pathar Pay Hon Lakeer, Mita Dijiye Mujhay

Har Roz Mujh Say Taaza Shikayat Hai Aap Ko
Mai Kia Hon, Aik Baar Bata Dijiye Mujhay

Merey Siwa Bhi Hai Koi Mozoo-e-Guftugu
Apna Bhi Koi Rang Dikha Dijiye Mujhay

Mai Kia Hon, Kis Jagah Hon, Mujhay Kuch Khabar Nahi
Hain Aap Kitnay Duur Zara Sada Dijiye Mujhay

Ki Mai Nay Apnay Zakham Ki Tash''heer Jaa Baja
Mai Maanta Hon Jurm, Saza Dijiye Mujhay

Qaim To Ho Sakay Koi Rishta Gohor K Saath
Gehray Samandaron Mai Baha Dijiye Mujhay

Shab Bhar Kiran Kiran Ko Tarasnay Say Faida
Hai Tairgii To Aag Laga Dijiye Mujhay

Jaltey Dinon Mei Khud Pass-e-Deewar Baith Kar
Saaye Ki Justuju Mei Laga Dijiyey Mujhay

Yun To Shola-e-Jaan Sard Ho Chuka
Likin Sulag Uthoon To Hawa dijiye Mujhay

wo meri lash pr b aa kr ro na saka..!

wo meri lash pr b aa kr ro na saka..!

us shakhas ko meray sakon ka ktna khayal tha...

apne hi haal pe hansna bhi hans ke rona bhi.

apne hi haal pe hansna bhi hans ke rona bhi.

main bayak waqt tamasha bhi,tamashai bhi.

Ab k Mujh Ko Dekh K Wo Dekhta Reh Jayega

Ab k Mujh Ko Dekh K Wo Dekhta Reh Jayega

Is Qadar Badlainge K Sochta Reh Jayega

Mere Chehre Pe Bhi Honge Be-rukhi K Zawiye

Aisa Hy k Wo Mujh Main MujhKo Dhundta Reh Jayega

Ab K Us Ki Gali Se Mera Guzar Mumkin Nahi

Apne Ghar Ki Khirkio''n Se Wo Jhankta Reh Jaye Ga

Kyun Aansuo''n Ki Dhuul Main Zindag Jhonk Doon

Dil Ka Kia Hy Ye Tou Tuta Raha Hy Aur Tuta Reh Jaye Ga

Apna Saath De Ya

Apna Saath De Ya
Qaid-e-Tanhai De

Mujhe Kuch Bhi De
Magar Be-intehai De

Meri Aankho''n Pe Yun
Naqsh Ho Tera

Mein Khud Ko Bhi Deho''n
Tou Tuu Hi Dkhai De ...

bari tabdeeliyan aagai

bari tabdeeliyan aagai hai mujh mein waqt k sath"MOHSIN"

tumhari yaad mein ronay ki aadat ab bhi baqi hay!

Aaj kuch kami hai t

Aaj kuch kami hai tere bagair,

na rang na roshni hai tere bagair,

waqt apni raftar se chal raha hai!

bus dharkan thami hai tere bagair,

na barish hai na dhuaan!

phir bhi dil mai tapish si hai tere bagair,

buhut roka hai baadal ko barsne se!

phir bhi aankhon mai nami si hai tere bagair....

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