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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Laakh doori ho maghar

Laakh doori ho maghar ehad-e-wafa nibhati rehna,
Jub bhi Barish ho mera sog manati rehna,
Ek Muddat se aadat hoi hai ab to ,
Ap hi aansoo bahana Ap hi muskurate rehna

sar mein sauda bhi nahi

sar mein sauda bhi nahi dil mein tamana bhii nahii
lekin is tark-e-mohabbat kaa bharosaa bhii nahii

muddatein guzarii terii yaad bhii aaii naa hamein
aur ham bhuul gae hon tujhe aisaa bhii nahii

ye bhi sach hai k mohabat mein nahi main majbur
ye bhii sach hai ke teraa husn kuchh aisa bhii nahii

badagumaN ho ke mil aaii dost jo milanaa hai tujhe
ye jhijhakte hue milanaa koi milanaa bhii nahii

muuNh se ham apane buraa to nahii kehte, ke ''Firaq''
hai teraa dost magar aadamii achchhaa bhii nahii.n

Ab k Saal Usy Rafaqato''n Ka

Ab k Saal Usy
Rafaqato''n Ka
Intizar Nhi

Wo Jo Dil
Beqarar Tha
Ab k Bar Nhi

Us Ny Mjhe
Chorh Dia Faqt
Baat Itni c Thi

Wo Mera
May''yar Tha Main
Uska May''yar Nhi

Phir na ki jiye ga mer

Phir na ki jiye ga meri gustakh nigahon ka gila,
Dekhiye ap ne phir pyar se dekha mujh ko...

Apne Halaat Ka B Ehsas

Apne Halaat Ka B Ehsas Nahi Hai Mujh Ko "Faraz"

Mei ne Oaron Se Suna Hai K Preshan Hun Mein...

Kisi Aur ko mErAy haal

Kisi Aur ko mErAy haal se nA Gharz hy nA koi wasta

mAin bikhAr Gaya hoon smait lo,mAin BighAr Gaya hon,sAnwAr Do

Honth keh nahi sakte

Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka,

Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye.

Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka,

ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.

Ab kissay kahein aur

Ab kissay kahein aur kon sune jo haal tumhare baad hua
is dil ki jheel si aankho main ik khuab bohat barbaad hua
shehar main kitne chehre the kuch yaad nahi
ek shaks kitabo jaisa tha woh shaks zubani yaad hua...

Log aate hain log jate hain

Log aate hain log jate hain

Pyar dete hai pyar le jate hain

Kabhi akele baithkar sochna,

Jo sabse zyada pyar karte hain

Wohi sabse zyada dard de jate hai

Ab Main Aksar Khush Rehta Hoon.........!!

Ab Main Aksar Khush Rehta Hoon.........!!

YaaD hAy JannAh..?
pechle Bar tUM nE kAha Tha

""MUJh Ko Bhool K Tum KhusH rEHna""

tuM kO tO mAy BHooL nAhi Paya
LakiN jANnaH,

chaUPkay CHupkAY dUKh Sehta hOon,
Ab Mai Aksar kHush Rehta HoOn............!!

Ye Be,wafa ZindaGi

Ye Be,wafa ZindaGi Bhi Tumhary Naam krty hAin''faraz''

suna hy Khoob Banti hy Bewafa Se Bewafa Ki

Aik Rah Per Sar

Aik Rah Per Sari Umer Chaley
Ek Dojey Ko Na Samjh Sakey
Jeevan Ka Safer Anjaan Safer
Bay_Khahish Bay_Araam Safer
Jevan K Kissi Bhi Dukh Sukh Main
Woh Meray Saath Shareek Nahin
Hum Dono Main Ek Rishta Hai
Per Jazboon Ki Tehreek Nahin
Jari Hai, Mager Anjaan Safer
Main Sochta Hoon Aik Din Yunhi
Woh Mujh Sey Juda Ho Jayegi
Ya Pehlay Main Mar Jaon Ga
Ya Shaid Woh Mar Jayegi
Phir Loug Kahin Gay Inka
Yeh Rishta Kitna Sacha Tha
Per Kiss Ko Khaber, Sara Jeevan
Main Tanha Th...
Woh Tanha Thi....

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