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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Jan, 29 2013 554 chars (4 sms) 4077 views Urdu Poetry

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Choti Si Dosti,

Choti Si Dosti,

Anjaani Mulakaatein;

Pal Bhar Mein Khatam Hote Din,

Khayalon Mein Doobi Lambi Raatein;

Yahin Se Shuru Hota Hai Pyaar, Hai Na..??

zakham_e_tanhai mein

zakham_e_tanhai mein khushboo_e_hina kiss ki thi
saya dewaar pe mera tha sada kiss ki thi

oss ki raftaar se lipti rahi meri ankhiein
oss ne mur kar be na dekha ke wafa kiss ki thi

waqt ki tarah dabey paoon ye kon aya hai
mein andhera jisey samja wo qaba kiss ki thi

ansoo se hi sahi bhar gaya daman mera
haath toh mein ne uthaye the doua kiss ki thi

meri ahoon ki zuban koi samajta kesey
zindagi itni dukhi mere siwa kiss ki thi

agg se dosti oss ki thi jala ghar mera
di gayi kiss ko saza aur khata kiss ki thi

mein ne binaiyaan bo kar be andhere kaatey
kiss ke bus mein thi zameen abr_o_hawa kiss ki thi

Main Tumhary Saath

Main Tumhary Saath Hoon Aik Ehsas Ki Tarah...
Mujhay Buss Itna Kehna Hai,Kabhi Main Yaad Aaon Tou...

Kabhi Tanhai Ki Ratain Tumhen Ziyada Sataen Tou...
Kabhi Titli Na Bolay Tou, Aur Jugnou Lout Jaye Tou
Kabhi Jab Dil Bhi Bher Jaye,Koi Jab Sun Na Paye Tou...
Kabhi Sab Dost Sathi Bhi Jo Tum sey Routh Jain Tou

Kabhi Jab Khud Sey Larr Kar Thakan Sey Chour Ho Jao Tou...
Kabhi Chahtey Hoey Bhi Khud akelay Roo Na Pao Tou
Apni Ankhon Ko Band Karna Aur Mujhay Awaz Day Dena...

Phir Meray Tasawur Sey Jo Chahey Batien Keh Dena
Meray Kandhey Per Sar Rakh Ker Jitna Chahey Roo Lena...

Jab Main Khud Lout Jaon Tou,Apni Duniya Main Chaley Jana
Mager Buss Itna Kehna Hai K Jab Bhi Dukh Ya Khushiyon Main

Mujh Se Khafa Ho Ke

Mujh Se Khafa Ho Ke Chup Chaap Sa Beth Jata Hai
Khud Bhi Jalta Hai Mujhey Bhi Saath Jalata Hai

Us Ko Manatey Hoye Mein Khud Hi Rooth Jayun To
Phir Merey Paas Aa Ke Raat Bhar Mujhey Manata Hai

Khud Hi Sawal Kar Ke Khud Hi Jawab Deta Hai
Phir Merey Seeney Se Lag Ke Khud Hi Gungunata Hai

Us Ek Pal Ke Sadqey Mein Meri To Her Khushi Qurbaan
Jab Wo Sher Kehtey Hoye Dheerey Se Muskurata Hai

Subh Ka Sitara Lagta hai Zindagi Se Piyara Lagta Hai
Meri Bahon Mein Aatey Hoye Jab Wo Bohut Sharmata Hai

bas ik shaam bare khamooshi se toot gia

bas ik shaam bare khamooshi se toot gia
hamain jo maan tere dosti per rehta tha

Ab Laut Aao Key Aik Bar P

Ab Laut Aao Key Aik Bar Phir Mera Dil Apni dharkno Kay Beqaboo Honay Ka Khail Dekhna Chahta Hai Ab Laut Aao Kay Aik Bar Phir Meri Palkien Tumhari Nazroon Sey Ghabra Ker Jhukna Chahti Hain Ab Laut Aao Key Aik Bar Phir Meray Qadam Tumharey Qadmon Kay Saath Unhin Rastoon Per Chalna Chahtey Hain Ab Laut Aao Key Aik Bar Phir Mera Wajood Tumharey Ishq Ki Aag Main Jalna Chahta Hai Ab Laut Aao Key Aik Bar Phir Meri Zindagi Tumhari Zindagi Sey Jurr Ker Khud Ko Jeena Chahti Hai

Tumhein Kya Weham Hay

Tumhein Kya Weham Hay Kiun Raat Bhar Milnay Nahi Aatin

Aey Meri Neend Ki Pariyoon, Main Uss Ko Bhool Kar Khush Hoon

Meri jaan se bhi pyare

Meri jaan se bhi pyare ho tum,
mere tamam hasraton ki manzil ho tum,
mere dil ki har khushi ho tum,
barson tarsi jis pyar ko me,
us pyar ka arman ho tum,
meri jaan se bhi pyare ho tum...

Apni Nazroon Se Jo

Apni Nazroon Se Jo Gir Jaye Woh Chehra Na Bana
Mujh Ko Lamhe-A-Fursat Ka Khilona Na Bana

Saink’roon Rastey Hain Ajnabi Ho Janey Ke
Tark Karna Hai Tou Talook Ka Bahana Na Bana

Jhoot Ehsaas Ki Qandeel Ko Boojha Deta Hai
Muhjey Insaan Samja Khud Ko Farishta Na Bana

Apni Yaadein Tu Mere Dil Main Basi Rehne Dey
Is Mehaktey Huay Gulzaar Ko Sehra Na Bana

Mein Tu Pehle Hi Zakhum Liye Phirta Hoon
Muhjey Aab Shehar Dard-E-Tamasha Na Bana

Thak Gaeen Hain Mere Ehsaas Ki Aakhain
Nqash-E-Deewar Per Aab Koi Afsana Na Bana

hichki qareeb hai jo mujhe mout se miaaye.

hichki qareeb hai jo mujhe mout se miaaye.

hun jis ka muntazir use aa jaana chaahiye

Sapno se dil lagan

Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,
ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,
ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi

Milo K Aaj Koi Baat

Milo K Aaj Koi Baat

Ru Baru Ker Lain,

Ye Kyoun Hai Duriyan Kuch Is Pey

Guftugo Ker Lain,

Karangay Phir Se Ibadat Tumharay Chehray Ki,

K Pehlay Aankhon Ko Ashkon Se Ba-Wazo Ker Lain.
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