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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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taalash meri thi aur BHATAK raha tha wo.

taalash meri thi aur BHATAK raha tha wo.
dil mera tha aur DHARAK raha tha wo.
PAYAR ka taaluq ajib hota hai.
payas meri thi aur SISAK raha tha wo.

Dosti Sabhi Karte

Dosti Sabhi Karte Hain,
Par Nibhana Sabhin Ko Nahin Aata,
Jisse Dosti Maine Ki
Usse Bhichadna Mujhe Nahin Aaata.

Adha Chand aur

Adha Chand aur pUra dukh

jab se tum bichar gaey ho tab se

Adha Chand aGar dekhon to

mEri ankhain bhar aAti Hain.

Achchhaa Saa Ko_Ii Mausam

Achchhaa Saa Ko_Ii Mausam Tanhaa Saa Ko_Ii Aalam

Har Vaqt Kaa Ronaa To Bekaar Kaa Ronaa Hai

hoo chuki hy raat

hoo chuki hy raat ab soo bhe jaiye jo hy dil k kareeb un k khayaloon main kho jaiye kr raha hoo ga koi intezaar aap ka khuaboon main he sahe un sy mil to aaiye ... good night

Mujh Par Hansti Hay.....!!

Mujh Par Hansti Hay.....!!

Qismatt Saath Nahi Deti....!!

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Teray Jaisi Hay...!!

Us ne Kaha

Us ne Kaha," Kaun ho Tum?
Main ne Kah, "Hasrat Teri"
Us ne Kaha," Dekhtay ho kya?
Main ne Kah, " Surat Teri"
Us ne Kaha," Chahtay ho kya"
Main ne Kah, " teri"
Us ne Kaha," Puchtao ge bohat"
Main ne Kah, " Qismet meri.... "

saanwli si magar khoobsurat

saanwli si magar khoobsurat hai wo,

meri zindagi or mohabbat hai wo,

jise barso tarasha khawabo may maine,

khawabo se behtar haqiqat hai wo,

dekhon tou bas dekhte reh jaon,

chho lon tou ek kyamat hai wo,

ye gazal nahi meri dastan hai doston,

meri kamzori hai wo meri taqat hai wo.......

Us ki ankhon me

Us ki ankhon me koi dukh bsa hai shayed
Ya muje khud he veham sa hua hai shayed
Me ne pocha k bhol gaye ho tum b?
Ponch kar ankhain muje us ne kaha!

Umeed_e_wafa nA Rakh Un LoGon Se

Umeed_e_wafa nA Rakh Un LoGon Se

jo miLty hAin kisi se hotAy hAin kisi K

Maat roko iss behte

Maat roko iss behte dard ko,
Saza hai ye kisi ke intzar ki,

Keh lo inhe ashk ya diwangi,
Ye to nishani hai kisi ke pyaar ki.

Dil tordna humari aadat

Dil tordna humari aadat nahi

Dil hum kisi ka dukhatay nahi

Barosa rakhna merri wafaoon pe

Dil main basa ker hum kisi ko buhlatay nahi

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