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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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us zakham k bharne mai

us zakham k bharne mai kuch dair to lagti hai....

jis zakham mai shamil ho apnon ki inayat...

Nazro Ko Nazaaro Ki

Nazro Ko Nazaaro Ki Kami Nhi Hoti,

Fulo Ko Baharo Ki Kami nhi Hoti.

Fir Q Hme Yaad Karoge Aap,

Aap To Aasman Ho,

Or Asman Ko to Sitaro Ki Kami Nhi Hoti.

wo kehti hAy..

wo kehti hAy... TumhArAy sArAy khAwAb Q AdhorAy Hain

Main kehtA hon k meri jaan tum inhAin takmeel dAy Do.

Bs Itni C Inayat Mjh Pe

Bs Itni C Inayat Mjh Pe Ek Bar Ki Jye
Kbhi Aa k Mere Zakhmo''n Ka Deedar Ki Jye
Ho Jaye Begane Aap Shauq Se Sanam
Aap k Hyn Aap k Rahenge Aitbar Ki Jye
Parhne Wale Hi Darr Jayen Dkh Kr Isy
Kitab-e-Dil Ko Itna Na Daaghdar Ki Jye
Na Majbur Ki Jye, k Me Un Ko Bhool Jaon
Mjhe Meri Wafaon Ka Na Gunahgar Ki Jye
In Jalte Diyon Ko Dkh Kr Na Muskuraiye
Zara Hawaon K Chalne Ka Intizar Ki Jye
Krna Hy Ishq Aap Se Krte Rahenge Hum
Jo B Krna Hy Aap Ko Mere Sarkar Ki Jye

Jo mausam beet jata

Jo mausam beet jata hai dobara kyon nahin ata
kahin se laut ker bachpan hamara kyon nahin ata

yahan anay ko to har din kissi ke saath ata hai
jesay is dil ne reh reh kar pukara kyon nahin ata

who jis ki lo mohabbat ki jabeen ka istara thi
to phir rstay hamary mein wo roshan sitara kyon nahin ata

bohat hairat hai ab baaghon mein jab kaliyan chatakti hain
hamary dehyan mein lehja tumhara kyon nahin ata

kabhi phelay hoay pairon se jab kirnein jhalakti hain
tasawur main un ankhoon ka ishara kyon nahin ata

bhatakta phir raha hoon din ke is weraan jangal mein
mehakti sham ka rangeen kinara kyon nahin ata

Jab barish barsa kerte hai

Suno...
Jab barish barsa kerte hai...
Aur her suu pani hota hai...
Hum aapne gher k aangan mien...
Amar byaal k saye mien...
boondoon ko dekha kerte the...
Aur tum ko soocha kerte the...

Suno...
Jab raat siyaah ho jate hai...
Aur chandni phela kerte hai...
Hum neele aasman k saye talee...
Taroon ko dekha kerte hien...
Aur tum ko soocha kerte hien...

Barisho k mosam mein

Barisho k mosam mein
UNko yad karney ki aadtain purani hain

Ab k bar socha tha adtein badal dein ghy

phir kheyal aaya k adtein badlney se barishein nai rukti.

Kabhi Arsh Per Kabh

Kabhi Arsh Per Kabhi Farsh Per
Kabhi Un Ke Dar Kabhi Dar Badar
Ghum-E-Aashiqi Tera Shukria
Mein Kahan Kahan Se Guzar Gaya

Bana Gulab Tu Kaantay

Bana Gulab Tu Kaantay Chubha Gaya Aik Shakhs
Howa Charagh Tu Gher Hi Jala Gaya Aik Shakhs

Tamaam Rang Meray Aur Saaray Khwab Meray
Fasana Thay Ya Fasana Bana Gaya Aik Shakhs

Main Kis Hawa Main Uron Kis Faza Main Lehra’on
Dukhon K Jaal Her So Bicha Gaya Aik Shakhs

Palat Sekon Na Hi Aagay Berh Sekon Jis Per
Mujhay Yeh Konsay Raastay Per Laga Gaya Aik Shakhs

Muhabbatain Bhi Ajab Uski Nafratain Bhi Kamaal
Meri Hi Tarah Ka Mujh Main Sama Gaya Aik Shakhs

Muhabbatoon Ne Kisi Ki Bhula Rakha Tha Usay
Milay Woh Zakhm K Phir Yaad Aa Gaya Aik Shakhs

Woh Maahtaab Tha Marham Badast Aaya Tha
Mager Kuch Aur Siwa Dil Dukha Gaya Aik Shakhs

Khula Yeh Raaz K Aayeena Khana Hai Dunya
Aur Is Main Mujh Ko Tamashaa Bana Gaya Aik Shakhs

Barson Ke Baad Hoti Hai Mulaqat

Barson Ke Baad Hoti Hai Mulaqat
Phir Bhi Rehti Hai Dil Me Dil Ki Baat
Nazron Se Karna Padta Hai Pyaar
Par Nazar Milane Ke Liye Bhi Karna Padta Hai Intezaar

Zabt kerta hon to her zakham laho deta hy

Zabt kerta hon to her zakham laho deta hy

Ah kerta hon to andesha-e- ruswai hy

Dkhta hon to hazaron se shanasai hy

Sochta hon to wahi gham wahi tanhai hai.

tAsvEeR-E-yAar cHupAi

tAsvEeR-E-yAar cHupAi hAi diL mEy,

jAb bHi chAhA gArdAn jHukAi oR dEkH lEe,

NaHi FiKAr tUjHkO yAAd
AAuN mEy,

khAyAl hAi yEh tUjHkO siRf pAuN mEy.../

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