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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Jan, 29 2013 554 chars (4 sms) 4173 views Urdu Poetry

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Us k bina b Zindagi kat he Jaye Gi...

Us k bina b Zindagi kat he Jaye Gi...

Hasrat-e-zindagi tha wo Shart-e-zindagi to nahi

Dil ka dard dil torrne

Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney,

Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main,
Ye ghar pe baitha larki ka baap kiya jaaney

Ab mujhe aayaa samajh

Ab mujhe aayaa samajh gham hai mera unki khushi
Muskuraa kar ham tabhi phir Zakhm khane aa gaye

Laakh chaaha hamne rukh yaado se teri modana
Phir bite berah’m lamhe dil dukhaane aa gayee

Kaash hame bhi koi

Kaash hame bhi koi samjhane vaala hota to aaj hum nasamajh naa hote kaash koi prem ki pyali pilane waala hota to aaj hum sharaabi naa hote kaash koi hum par jaan fida karne waala hota to aaj hum kaatil naa hote kaash koi hamare saath ghar basane waala hota to aaj hum beghar naa hote kaash koi hamare saath doosti karna wala hotatoo ajj beghar dooost ka na hota kaash Kuch hamaree bhi maqsad hote too ajj hmm beghar maqsad ka na hota shaayad accha hi hua ke koi bhi nahi hai nahi to aaj hum shaayar naa hote

KIS KO MALOOM THA

KIS KO MALOOM THA
Yonhi chaltay hoay raston main kai hum safer jo milay
Aur bichertay gaay
Aatay jatay hoay mosmon ki tarhan
App hi apni gard e safer hogaay
Na kabhi main nay phir mur ker dekha unhain aur na socha kabhi
Wo kahan kho gaay
Jo gaay,so gay
Phir yah kaisay hoa
Yon hi ik ajnabi,dekhtay dekhtay
Dil main utra,nazar main sama sa gaya
Aur dhanak rang jazbay saja sa gaya
Jaisay badal koi,bay irada yon hi,meri chat pay ruka
Aur bersay bina is per thera raha
Kia tamasha hoa,samnay thi nadi aur koi tashna lab
Is ko takta gia aur pyasa sa raha

Aik lamhay main simtay gi yah dastaan
Kis ko maloom tha!tum milo gay mujhay is tarhan bay guman
Kis ko maloom tha!

Aik Dewana Ye Kehtay

Aik Dewana Ye Kehtay Huye Hansta Jaata

"FARAZ"

Kaash Manzil Say Bhi Aagay Koi Rasta
Jaata . .

Main kahin gum hoon tum kahin gum ho

Main kahin gum hoon
tum kahin gum ho

phir bhi esa lagta hai
har jagha main hoon

har jagha tum ho.....!!

har lafz se us k main ne chahat ki hai

har lafz se us k main ne chahat ki hai
us k har vaade ki izzat ki hai
har khwab ko us k samjha hai apna
us k har ehsas ki ibadat ki hai
wo hanste hanste jo ansoo de deta hai
main ne to un ansuon se b mohabbat ki hai!!
~ Tun Bin ~

Tumako Dekhaa To

Tumako Dekhaa To Ye Kayaal Aayaa
Zindagii Dhuup Tum Ghanaa Saayaa

Aaj Phir Dil Mai Ek Tamannaa Kii
Aaj Phir Dil Ko Hamane Samajhaayaa

Tum Chale Jaaoge To Sochenge
Hamane Kyaa Khoyaa, Hamane Kyaa Paayaa

Ham Jise Gunagunaa Nahiin Sakate
Vaqt Ne Aisaa Giit Kyuun Gaayaa... :(

Mausm ki Fiza aaj bhi Purkaif h

Mausm ki Fiza aaj bhi
Purkaif he

Pr Guzri hui Brsaat ki
Hasrt nahi jaati.

Yaad Aati Hain Tumhari Sab

Yaad Aati Hain Tumhari Sab Baate To Dil Ko Tham Leta hu,
Sab Kahte Hain Pagal Hain Tu Jab Hatho Me Jaam Leta Hu,
Ek Lamha Bhi Tumhari Yaad Dil Se Door Jaati Nahi,
Jitana Bhi Bhulne Ki Koshish Karta Hu Tumhe Bhul Paata Nahi.

Nahi Hy Humara Haal

Nahi Hy Humara Haal
Kuch Tumhare Haal Se Alag

Bas Farq Hai Itna

K

Tum Yaad Krte Ho

Aur

Hum Bhool Nahi Paate

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