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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

  

Jan, 29 2013     554 chars (4 sms)     3941 views       Urdu Poetry

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Sapny hain
Yadain hain or
bohat kuch..

Tum ho tumhari
Batain hain or
Bohat kuch..

Nahi chahty hum
Tum ko bhulana..

Magar
Dori hy ek
Majbori hy
Or bohat kuch!
Urooj par hai Tumhara Mosam,

Khizaan main Tum ko Khareed lengay,

Bano gay Hum say Reham K Talib,

Na Tumko Mohlat Mazeed dengay,

Adaa K Qissay hwy Purany,

Jafa ka Mousam Khatam hi samjho,

Karengy Tum say Hisaab jana,

Na Tum ko Mohlat Mazeed dengay,

Wafa ki Lalach main Hum nay Jana,

Khoon apna JALA diya hai,

Faraib-o-Masti K Badlay Tum ko

Saza bhi Sun lo Shadeed dengay,

Urooj par hay Tumhara Mousam,

Khizaan main Tum ko khareed lengay.
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=> Tanveer Z. .
Aj Mainy Osy Dekha Hai
Barsoon Bad
Dil Kuch Nae Andaz Se Dharka Hai
Barsoon Bad
Dil Chaha! K Barh Kar Roke Lo
Lakin
Zamane Ke Nigahoon Ne Saath Na Chora
Barsoon Bad
Dil Chaha! K Tery Rah Guzar ko Dekhta Hi Raho
Jany To Phir Kab Ay Barsoon Bad
us nay door rahnay ka
mashwara bhi likkha hai
sath he muhabbat ka
wasta bhi likkha hai
us nay yah bhi likkha hai
meray ghar nahin aana
saaf saaf lafzon mein
raasta bhi likkha hai
kuch huroof likkhay hain
zabt ki naseehat mein
kuch huroof mein us nay
hosla bhi likkha hai
shukriya bhi likkha hai
dil say yaad karnay ka
dil say dil ka hai kitna
faasla bhi likkha hai
Shab-e-Tanhai
Usey Kehna

Humari neend Laut
Dy
Humara Chain Lauta
Dy
k
Uski Yaad Me
Be-hadh Aziyat Hy

Ya Apne Naqsh Dho
Jaye

Ye Phir !

"MERA HO JAYE"
sar nama mere naam ka aur khat raqeeb ka..

zalim tere sitam k hain unwan ajjab ajjab...
shumaar uski skhawat ka kua karen keh wo shakhs.
charagh bantta pherta haicheen kar ankhain.
Ishq k ilaqay mein
Hukm-e-yaar chalta hai
Zaabtay nahin chaltay
Husn ki aadat mein aajzi tu chalti hai
Martbay nahin chaltay
Dosti k rishton ki parwarish zaroori hai
Silsilay taaluq k khud say ban tu jatay hain
Laikin in shagoofon ko
Tootnay bikharnay say
Rokna bhi parta hai
Chahton ki matti ko
Aarazo k poday mo
Seenchna bhi parta hai
Ranjishon ki baton ko
Bhoolna bhi parta hai
Kyou k
Ishq k ilaqay mein hukm-e-yaar chalta hai
Zabtay nahi
Din Dhaltey Hi Ujarr
Jaati''n Hyn Aankhei''n

Jis Terha Shaam Ko
Bazaar Kisi Gaao''n Mein
Agar hum door ho jayen

kahin dunia mein kho jayen

btao kya kro gay tum?

Hamain dhondo gy ya Phir bhol jao gay?

Humain awaz dogay?
ya,ksi guzri kahani mein hmara naam likh do gay?
Chalo aisa hi karna tm
Badal jana,
hamy tm bhol hi jana
Mgr itni guzarish hy
Hmara zikar jab aye
zra sa yad kar lena!
Raat Ka Galiban ,Aakhiri Pehar Tha …
Mujh Say Tanha Sitara Yoon Gooya Hoa

Hamnasheen …
Alwida !!
Aey Meray Hamnasheen . .Mujh Ko Nend Aa Gai

Tum Bhi So Jaao Ja Ker Kahen
Kal Milen Gay Yaheen..!!

Ye Sun Kar Main Halka Sa Muska Dia
Us Ko Batla Dia

Janay Walay Yahan Lout‘tay He Nahi
Tum Na Ao Gay Kal

Mujh Ko Hay Ye Yaqeen
Baat Sun Kar Meri

Wo Ruk Sa Gia …
Or Kehnay Laga ..

*Tum Say Wadah Karon
Phir Na Pora Karon ?

Aisa Mumkin Nahi …
Sun Meray Hamnashen …Main To Insaa‘n Nahi
Ae Aankh Tuu Band
Ho Jaa

Khwabo''n Mein Un Ki
Surat
Tou Nazar Aane De

Intizaar Tou Subha
Phir Shruu hoga

Kam-az-Kam Raat
Tou Khusi Se Guzar
Jane De ... :)