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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

  

Jan, 29 2013     554 chars (4 sms)     3265 views       Urdu Poetry

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Jitna Aankh Khulne Par

Khwaab Tuut Jane Ka

Par Ajab Tamasha Hy

Wo Agr Kabhi Mujh Se

Yun Hi Rooth Jati Hy

Tou Kainaat Ki Har Shey

Tuut Phoot Jati Hy
muhabat k liye kuch dil makhsus hotay hain dost,



ye wo naghma nahi jo har saz par gaya jaye .........
wo mehsus kry humen apni hr dharkan k sath.........

is k siwa hm ny kbi kuch chaha hi nhi..
bay sabab tu nahe tairee yadain ......
bay sabab tu nahe tairee yadain
tairee yadon say kya nahe seekha
zabt ka hosla barha laina
ansoaon ko khain chopa laina
kanptee doltee sadaon ko
chop kee chader say dhanp ker rakhna
bay sabab bhe kubhe kubhe hasna
jub bhe ho baat koi talkhee kee
mozo-a-gotagoo badal daina
bay sabab tu nahe tairee yadain
tairee yadon say kya nahe seekha
apny aamaal par parrti hy nazar,to lara uth''ta hun,

phir sochta hoon k tera ik naam"REHMAN"Bhi to hy.
Mohabt woh ho, jo jan ki dhop ho

FEB- ki barish ho

MAR- ki sham ho

APR- ki hawa ho

MAY- ki subah ho

JUN- ki chawon ho

JUL- ki khushbo ho

AUG- ki taron bhari rat ho

SEP- ki chandin ho,

OCT- ki rim-jhim ho,

NOV- ki bahar ho

DEC- ki sard raat main meiry sard hath hon,

or aap k liye dua ho,

Always b happy
Ye hum tasleem kartay hein,

Tumhein fursat nahi milti,

Hamaray wastay tum ko,

Koi saa''at nahi milti,

Hamari soch k mehwar,

Kabi ik pat to socho tum,

Tumhein hum yaad kartay hein,

Aur itna yaad kartay hein,

K KHUD KO BHOOL JAATAY HEIN ! ! !
Dil to maira udas hai Meer
Par yeh shehar kuoon saaen saaen karta hai
AHL-E-DIL Youn bhi nibah lete hain,

Dard seene mein chupa lete hein,

Dil ki mehfil main ujaalon k liye,

Yaad ki shama jala let hain,

Jalte mausum main bhi ye DEEWANE,

Kuch haseen phool khila lete hain,

Apni aankhon ko bana kar ye zubaan,

Kitne afsane suna lete hain,

Jin ko jeena hai Mohabbat k liye,

Apni hasti ko mita lete hain,

AHL-E-DIL youn bhi nibah lete hain,

Dard seene main chupa lete hain...
Tumhari Aankhain Panion Say Bhari
Her Waqat Brasnay Ko Tayar

Samandar Say Gahri Aankhain
In Aankhon Say Ho Gaya Hay Payar
woh log mairy bohat piyar kerny waley thy
guzar gay hain jo mausam guzarny waley thy

nayi rutton mein dukhon k bhi silsiley naye
ky zakham taza hoye hain jo bharny waley thy

ye kis maqam py soojhi tujhy bichrny ki
ky ab toh ja ky kaheen din sanwerny waly thy


tamam raat nahaya tha sheher barish mein
wo rung utar hee gaye jo uterny waley thy

uss aik chooty sy qazby mein rail tehri hee nahee
wahan bhi chand musafir uterny waley thy
''jamal ehsani