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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Kyun har baar hum unk

Kyun har baar hum unki baton mein aa jaate hain
Kyun baar baar unke kehne se maan jaate hain
Har dard ko sejhne ke baad bhi unke saamne muskurate hain
Aur aapne haaton se apne aasuon ko poochte jaate hain

Ankhon Mein Sama Jao

Ankhon Mein Sama Jao, Is Dil Mein Raha Karna
Taron Mein Hansa Karna, Phoolon Mein Khila Karna

Jab Se Tumhein Dekha Hai, Jab Se Tumhein Paya Hai
Kuchh Hosh Nahin Mujhko, Ek Nasha Sa Chhaya Hai
Ab Baat Jo Karni Ho, Aankhon Se Kaha Karna

Aey Kaash Dharkta Dil, Kuchh Der Thahar Jaaye
Ye Raat, Mohabbat Kii, Yunhii Na Guzar Jaae
Baqi Hai Abhii Tum Par, Ye Jaan Fidaa Karnaa
Aankhon Mein Samaa Jaao, Is Dil Mein Rahaa Karna

Kismat Na Dikhaye Ab, Ghariyaan Hamein Furaqat Ki
Har Raat Yuunhi Chamake,Taqadir Mohabbat Ki
Aey Chand Sitaaro Tum Mil Jul Ke Duaa Karna
Aankhon Mein Samaa Jaao, Is Dil Mein Rahaa Karna

Itnay qareeb aao k ji bhar k daikh lon

Itnay qareeb aao k ji bhar k daikh lon.
Shayad k phr milain to zoq-e-nazar na ho.
Mumkin ha aisa bhe waqat aye tarteeb-e-waqat me.
Dastak ko teray hath uthay
Or mera dar na ho.

Pyaar Zindagi Ki Tarah

"Pyaar Zindagi Ki Tarah Hota Hai,
Jiska Her Morr Aasan Nahi Hota,
Her Raste Per Khushi Nahi Milti,
Per Jab Hum Zindagi Ka Saath Nahin Chorte,
To Hum Pyaar Karna Kyon Chorein...

Itna Tanha hoon K Rooh Tak

Itna Tanha hoon K Rooh Tak Mere Pass Nahi
Uske Bina Ab Mujhe Jeene ki koi Aas Nahi
Log Mohabbat Mein hee Sab umer Ganwa dete hain
Ek mein hoon k Nafrat Bhi mujhe raas nahi

Jhuki Nazaro''n Se

Jhuki Nazaro''n Se Iqraar Mat Kerna

Nazar Utha K Inkaar Mat Kerna

Khud Raat Bhar Taraste Ho kisi Ki Yaad main

Aur Hum Se Lehte Ho Pyar mat kerna

tum kya jano hafiz

tum kya jano hafiz salman ki kadar faraz
Mehsoos Tu Hotay Hain Dikhai Nahi Deyti.

Apna Bhi Dard Mujhko

Apna Bhi Dard Mujhko Mere Razdar De,

Kuch Apni Zindagi Pe Mujhe Ikhtiyar De,

Aisa Na Ho Ki Kal Tu Mera Saath Chhod De,

Jitna Nibha Sake Mujhe Utna Hi Pyaar De.

Ik Anjaaney say Mor

Ik Anjaaney say Morr par..
Kuch tootay phootay lafzoon say...
Ik pyaara sa bandhan hum nay..
Ik doojay say Bandha tha..
Uss bandhan ko kahein torr na dena..
Kyun k Meri saari saansein..
Iss Bandhan main bandhi hui hain.. Ik Anjaaney say Morr par..
Kuch tootay phootay lafzoon say...
Ik pyaara sa bandhan hum nay..
Ik doojay say Bandha tha..
Uss bandhan ko kahein torr na dena..
Kyun k Meri saari saansein..
Iss Bandhan main bandhi hui hain..

Ek Din Woh bahot Pachtaiga

Ek Din Woh bahot Pachtaiga Jab Laut Ke Wapis Aayega
Mai Haule Haule Boluni Sab Raaz Dilke Kholungi
Yeh Duniya Aisi Basti Hai Har Aankh Se Aansoo Behta Hai
Dukh Dard Ke Maare Log Yahan
Har Aankh Ke Bikhre Khwab Yahan Ret Bhari Hai Aankhon Mein
Mai Usse kahungi Socho Toh gaya Waqt Kahan Se Laoge
Yeh Baat Samajh Na Paoge Behtar Tha Jo Laut Ke Na Aate
Ab Dil Ko Manana Mushkil Hai

ShAakh say tut k girnay

ShAakh say tut k girnay ki saza do mu jhko,

aik pat''ta hun to yun na hawa do mujhko,

main shEesha hun to lagado kisi tasvEer k sath,

aur pat''ahar hun to rastay say hata do mujko,

main tumhay apni nigahon say na girnay dun ga,

tum jo chaho to nigahon say gira do mujko.

Kabhi Tum Milne bulao Na,

Kabhi Tum Milne bulao Na,
Tumhain Mehsos Kerna Hai,
Tumhari Zaat Main Reh Ker,
Tumhara Hissa Banna Hai,
Mujhe Viran Ankhon Mein,
Tumhari Bikhri Batoon Mein Wafa Ka Rung Bharna Hai,
Tumhare Phool Chehre Pe Udasi Ka Jo Manzar Hai
Whan Pe Apni Chahat Se Hansi Ko Naqsh Krna Hai
Kabhi Tm Milne bulao Na . . . /

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