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Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Ao janch letey hn durd k tarazo pr

Ao janch letey hn durd k tarazo pr
kisk gham kaha tak hain.
Shidtain kaha tak hn
kuch azez logo se pochna to perta h
aj kal muhabt ki qimtain kaha tak hn
Aj sham ajao khul k hal_e_dil kah lain kon jane sanso ki muhltain kaha tk hn.

Hum se dilchasp kabhi s

Hum se dilchasp kabhi sache nahin hote hein..
Ache lagte hein magar ache nahin hote hein..
Chand mein burhiya,buzurgon mein khuda ko dekhein..
Bhole ab itne to ye bache nahin hote hein..
Koi yaad aaye humein koi humein yaad kare..
Aur sab hota hai ye qisse nahin hote hein..
Koi manzil ho bohot duur hi hoti hai magar..,
Raaste wapsi k lambe nahin hote hein..
Aaj taarikh to dohrati hai khud ko lekin..
Is mein behter jo the wo hisse nahin hote hein..!!

Suntay Hain Kay Mil

Suntay Hain Kay Mil Jatee Hay Her Cheez Dua Say
Ek Roz Tumhein Maang Kay Dekhain Gay Khuda Say
Duniya Bhi Mile Hay Ghum-E-Dunia Bhi MIla Hay
Wo Kyun Nahi Milta Jisey Manga Tah Khuda Say..

khof-e-raqabat say tujhey khawahish naa

khof-e-raqabat say tujhey khawahish naa bataimdil ki,,,
sagar
mein jissay chaaho''n usay log bohat chahtay hain.

Wisaal O Hijar Me

Wisaal O Hijar Me
Chiragon Se Saji Shaamo Me
Ya Be Noor Raato Me
Sehar Ho Roonuma Jesay Kahin Baaton Hi Baton Me
Koi Lipta Ho Jis Trah
Sandl Ki Khushbu Me
Kahin Pr Titliyon K Rung Tasweerain Banatay Hon
Kahin Pr Jugnuon Ki Muthiyon Me Roshni Khud Ko Chupati Ho
kahin Kesa Hi Manzar Ho
Kahin Kesa Hi Mosam Ho
Tere Saray Hawalo Ko
Teri Sari Misalon Ko

Mohabbat Yaad Rakhti Hai.......

aisa dost

Ashq bahay to ahsaas hota hay,
Pyar k bina jeevan kitna udas hota hay,
Umar ho teri sitaron jitni lambi,
Aisa DOST kahan har kisi ke paas hota hay.

Poetry

Main chahta hi na tha use Lajawab karna

Wrna jawab mere paas us k har swal ka tha

Uski jeet se hoti thi khushi mujhko
Yhi jawaz mere pas apni haar ka tha..

W_A_D_A

W_A_D_A

Mera Wada Hy Tum Se

Tmhai''n Itna Chaho''n
Ga

k Dunya Mein Kahi''n
Per Bhi !

Mohabbat k Hawaley
Se

Koi Baat Nikle Gi

Humara Naam Aaye
Ga ...

Gulshan ka har khwaab

Gulshan ka har khwaab bahaaron mein qaid hai

lagta hai dariya bhi kinaro mein qaid hai

ab uski yaadon se nikla nahi jata

koi hai jo dil ki diwaro me kaid hai.

Jab piyar karna seekh

Jab piyar karna seekh liya,
tou piyar nibhana bhi seekh liya,
jab aaye aapki yaad tou,
palkon ko jhukana bhi seekh liya,
is dar se key koi dekh na le ye aansoo,
har gham mein muskurana bhi seekh liya..

log kehtey hein kabhi p

log kehtey hein kabhi pyar na karna, kar lo to phir izhar na karna, aur agar izhar b kar lo agar tum, to uss sey kabhi takrar na karna,tum khud hee ho mamar(mason)apni subho sham k, iss liye kabhi kissi ka intizar na karna

Muje tujse juda rkhta

Muje tujse juda rkhta hai aur dukh tk nai hota
Mere andar tere jaisa ye akhir kon rehta hai

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