Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo,,,,

Hum Gaye Thay Un K Ghar,

Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo,,,,

Unki Ammi Ne Khola Darwaza

Hum Ghabra K Bolay Aunti

Taliban aa gaye hain cable katwa Lo!

May, 13 2010 171 chars (2 sms) 2562 views Funny

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Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye

Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye
to Us K Parents Poochte hain...

Kaun Tha Wo Kameena !

Agar Larkay Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....

Kameenay Kya Sharaab Pee Kar Aaya hai !

MORAL .

ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..
Ya...
Larkay Ko...

KAMEENA

Hamesha
Larka hi ho ta hai.

GEO KAMEEENO

jb koi dost apne dos

Jb Koi Dost Apne Dost
k Liye Khulos Se Dua
Krta Hy
Tou Wo Dua Us k Dost k
Haq Me Baad Me Or
Pehle Us k Apne Haq Me
Qubool Hoti Hy !

ALLAH Karey Teri Shaadi
Ho Jaye ;->

ek larki ki dua

"Ek Larki Ki Dua"

Qasam Sy Hr Larke
Ko Bhula Doon Gi
Sab Hi Ki Tasweerei''n
Jala Doon Gi
Ek Tum Hi Raho Ge
Is Di Mein
Balance Dalwa Do
Tumhei''n Dua Doongi ;->

PLz Pray For Me

PLz Pray For Me

I just Got my MedicaL report My condition is
Very CriticaL

As Days r Passing i''m Becoming
More

CuTe

SMARTER

&

AttracTive

Its Not CurabLe. . . ;->

*Golden Words*

*Golden Words*

''''Jo Paisa De Us E Le
Lo
Aur Jo Na De Us Se
Cheen Lo ...''''

Molana
Asif Ali Zardari
;->

''Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:

''Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:

1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari.

Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.

Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi Ter''

There are 3 Types of Men:

There are 3 Types of Men:

1. ASIAN: Has 1 Wife, 1 GF But he loves his wife the most.

2. AMERICAN: Has 1 wife, 1 GF But he loves his GF the most.

3. ARABS: Has 4 wives, 4 GF but he loves his housemaid the most!!!

VodAFone wALon

VodAFone wALon kA KuttA Aj SubAh he chAL bAsA,

Or
Ab Woh BAndAr se Ad kArvAnA chAhte hAin,

.

.

JÃ¤N!X Tujhe Meri Dosti Ki KAsAm Tuuu nhi jAyegA . . . :p ;->

Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn''t report it.

Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn''t report it.

A. The thief was spending less then his wife..... ;->

Congratulation!

Congratulation!

Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka
Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai

Bayghairut zameen per

Man 2 pathan:

Man 2 pathan: Khan ji kal mainy apko phone kia par aap ny uthaya nahi?

Pathan:
Kyun uthata..,
Ye jo meiny 30 Rupye dekar GAANAA Lgwaya hai wo tera BAAP sunega.

When I was born

When I was born
Devil said…Oh Shit!!!
Another GOOD PERSON!!!..
&
When u were born devil said …
Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!!

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Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo,,,,

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