Hey Dude A Piece Of Advice For You

Hey Dude A Piece Of Advice For You
Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!

Never Think Yourself

As An Ugly Person

Always

Consider Yourself

A Beautiful












Monkey ... ;->
  

May, 13 2010     178 chars (2 sms)     2544 views       Funny

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''God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested''
Agr 16 crore awam dua krke
PAKISTAN ko world champion
bana sakti hai to,

ek bar phr dua karen k ek momin
apni BV k pas chala jae,

(AMEEN)
pray 4 Mr Zardari ;->
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
Sardar: Khan Sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?

Pathan: 13

Sardar: 13 Bache Wo Kese?

Pathan: Susral Walo Se Wada Ker Ke Aya Tha Biwi Ko Khali Pait Nai Rakhunga!
A Memon Family rcvd a dead body of their Father 4m USA
letter on top writn, I m sendng ABBA''s body it ws his wish 2 b buried here.Under ABBA''s body r 12 cans of Cheese,10pk of Chocolates & 8pk of Badam.ABBA is wearing pair of Rebok Shoes 4 manjorBhai.dere r 2 pair of Shoes 4 Jubaida & Jarina.Abba is wearing 6 T-Shirts Large 1 is 4 Satar Bhai othrs r 4 Boys.2 Jeans Abba is wearng r 4 Boys.if u want anythin else then cal me coz AMMA is not feelin well..
We came with the
fear of not knowing anybody..

But in the end

We go with tears knowing everybody..!

AND That''s called :

'''' STUDENT LIFE ''''.
Aj Kal Zardari Kon Se Naaray Se Darta Hai.







Zinda Hai ''B''b'' Zinda Hai.
app ko sil ki gahraioon se


















fitay moun
Everyone will not get everything,
This is the RULE of LIFE,
Dont try to get which is not yours.
But dont dare to loose which is yours..!
Understand
3 Important Stages Of Life…
Before Marriage- ‘MAD For Each Other’
During Marriage- ‘MADE For Other’
After Marriage- ‘MAD Because Of Each Other..


Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,

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Q?

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Taa K
Mummy Dady Se,
Dady Baby Se,
Baby Mummy Se,
Dady Mummy Se,
Baby Dady Se,

ZONG k Baghair Bhi Baat Kar Saken. :-)
mujhe jab b tumhari yaad aati hai to


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mein Animal planet dekhta hoon,,,,