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K
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May, 13 2010
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Gadha kitna bekar
Gadha kitna bekar janwar hai duniya is ko nakara hi samajti hai, is main aqal b nahi hoti magar is bechare ki himat to deko ye sms kitne ghore se per raha hai.
kia tm ne pehly b kbi jail kati ha
Judge mulzim se:kia tm ne pehly b kbi jail kati ha?
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Mulzim:janab 2 dafa koshsh kr chuka hn magar slakhen bht moti thi me kamyab nai ho ska:-D
It takes 15 trees to
It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.
tipz to beat da summ
Tipz To Beat Da Summer
1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water
2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside
3-Eat Vegetables
But Most Important
4-Msg Me Daily Bcoz I M So
Coool.. ;->
Woh kon hai ?
Woh kon hai ?
jo ,,
Uchaal Uchaal K Paida hOta hai ??
Peachano Kon?
Socho ??
Aray socho na ??
Tauba
Soch to sahi
ay loo
aray Budhu
" POPCORN"
Es Dil Ki hy ek " CONDITION"
Es Dil Ki hy ek " CONDITION"
Jisme Nahi har kisi ko " PERMISSION "
Sirf ap Jese Dost ko hy " ADMISSION "
Who Be Bina " DONATION "
Just Maintain " GOOD RELATION "
Kam¡yab INsaN Banne K 3 Tareeqe:
Kam¡yab INsaN Banne K 3 Tareeqe:
1.
2.
3.
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Bh00tn¡ K,
Pehle INsaN T0 Banja..
Ph¡r S0ch¡y0 Kam¡yab H0ne Ka... ;->
Ye Keh Ker FARAZ
Ye Keh Ker FARAZ Ne Lerkiyon Ko Truck Ke Neechay De Diya...
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Bachna Ay Haseeno Lo Me Aaagaya....
Shohar:
Shohar: Ye Tum Mujh Ko Bhary Bazar Main "A.G"
Kyoun Kehti Ho?
Biwi: Ab Bhary Bazar Main
"Abhy Ghady"
Kahoun Gi To Kya Acha Lagay Ga... :P ;->
Teacher:Four beautiful girls are walking on the road..
Teacher:Four beautiful girls are walking on the road..
change it to exclamatory sentence.
Student:WOW!
aGr 1 FamiLy k..
aGr 1 FamiLy k..
WaLDen baChoN sE,
BachAy WaLdain Se,
B.v Shohar Se,
Bahoo SaAs Se,
Nand Bhabi Se,
Behnoi saALay sE,
Susar Daamad Se,
JhoOT BoLaIn..
To aIsi fAmILy kO Kya KahAin gE?
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Star Plus
mumbai attacks kay b
Mumbai attacks kay baad Pakistan ney bhi India ko apni MOST WANTED LIST bhej di hai......
SINDH demands KATRINA KAIF
PUNJAB demand PRIYANKA CHOPRA
BALOCHISTAN demands KAREENA. KAPOOR
NWFP desperatly and urgently wants SHAHID
KAPOOR... =P ;->
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