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Customer : Waiter, there''s a dead beetle in my soup.Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly in my soup.Waiter : That''s all right, Sir, he won''t drink much.

Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly swimming in my soup.Waiter : So what! do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Customer : Waiter, what''s the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?Waiter : I wouldn''t know, Sir, I''m a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.Waiter : Funny? But why aren''t you laughing?

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''ZAMANE KI DAR SE TERI TASVER KO TOILET MEY CHUPA KAR RAKA HY

''ZAMANE KI DAR SE TERI TASVER KO TOILET MEY CHUPA KAR RAKA HY

WAH
WAH
WAH
WAH

AUR HO TERA DEDAR BAR BAR ES LEYEA JAMAL GHOTA RAKA HY''

Pathan 1st on Jhaaz

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
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Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
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Aur Bola:

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Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
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Aur
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Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. …

CNN News.

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

Jab Koi Aam Insan Marta

Jab Koi Aam Insan Marta Hai Tu Auski Kabar Par Likha Hota Hai

" Akhri Aram Gah "

Jab Musharaf Maray Ga Tu Auski Kabar Pe Likha Hoo Ga

" AKhri Haram Da "

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Sorry Musharaf Shab

Kiya KAru public Demand HA

High Level Insult....

High Level Insult....

Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.

Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.

Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.

Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?

Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business

''Shaadiyan Unki Bhi Ho Gayin

''Shaadiyan Unki Bhi Ho Gayin

Jin ko Na Tha Aql-o-Shaoor

Pappu.

Apna to Ye Saal Bhi Guzar Gaya

Zikr-e-Nikah Karte Karte.''

What Do U Call

What Do U Call A Dog With No Legs . . . .? ? ?

Don''t Matter What U Call Him, He Can''t Bite U . . . ;->

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Saare gawaahon aur bayaano ko madde nazr rkhte hue yh adalat penal code dafa 382 k teht msg prhne wle mujrm ko msg na bhjne k jurm me "kanjos" karar dti hai.. ;-)

Walk In Ur Own Path,

Walk In Ur Own Path,
Love In Ur Own Style,
Talk In Ur Own Words
Help In Ur Own Ways
Then People Will Say

Ae Sala Kisi Ki Sunata Nathi

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Sacrificing admiration of many men for the criticism of one man!

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village kid: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Student seeing

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