1 Admi ki car se

1 Admi ki car se
1 Admi ki car se kawwa takra k behosh ho gaya,

Admi kawe ko ghar le gaya or pinjre mein bund
ker dia,


Kawwa jaag k bola hi allah
jail


lagta hai driver mar gaya.->
  

May, 19 2010     181 chars (2 sms)     2188 views       Funny

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Aik Bivi Judge Se Mujhe Apne
Husband Se Talaq Chaye Ha .

Judge Lkn Kyon ?

Bivi Ma Jo Bi Pakaow
Mera Husband Zid Karta Hai
Ma Bi Wohi Khow...:-P;->


Mother 2 Docotr On Phone: Mari Beti Ko Current Laga Hai

Me Kia Karon??

Doctor: Pehle Ap 2 NAFAL Shukranay Ke Ada Karein Ke Apki Tarf Bajli Aarahi Hai..
Rs 60/- per day is wasted in smoking, which could be used to feed a hungry man in india.

So lets keep smoking, marne do saalon ko !

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD!
A sardar was passing thru a jungle.

A churail stops him and says: Hoo hoo ha ha ha,

main churail hoon.

Sardar: Jaanta hoon, teri ek behan mere ghar bhi hai:-)
TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
Kashif: I is ……

TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, “I am.”
Kashif: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
Tipz To Beat Da Summer

1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water

2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside

3-Eat Vegetables


But Most Important



4-Msg Me Daily Bcoz I M So
Coool.. ;->


TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
The hmuan mnid deos
not raed evrey lteter
sarelpatay but a wrod
as a wlohe jsut keep
the frist and lsat
letetr at the rghit
pcale

Thhik aiagn !!! ;->
Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I''m in a gud mood, it turns Green & when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!
Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Zamana Agaya,

K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,

JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',

Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,

Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,

Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,

Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',

Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,

Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,

Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-
Heer : Main Tumhary
Ishq Main Barbaad Ho
Gai, Ruswa Ho Gai ...

Raanjha : Tou Main
Kon Sa HBL Main
Manager Lag Gaya
Hoon... ;->
Award 4 best actor male..
Nominations R!

1 Shahrukh Khan
2 Salman Khan
3 Hritak Roshan
4 Saif Ali Khan
5 Shahid Kapoor

n the award goes 2



Altaaf Husain ;->