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Aadmi Apne Bachay Se
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Aadmi Apne Bachay Se
Aadmi Apne Bachay Se
Aadmi Apne Bachay Se
Baita Sharab Mat Peena Wrna
Yeh Jo 2 Aadmi Ja Rahay Hain Tumhain
4 Nazar Ayeinge.
Bacha: Magar Abbu Wo To 1 Aadmi Hai...=P;->
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1 DOST Ne Pathan Se Pocha!
1 DOST Ne Pathan Se Pocha!
SHADI Ka Kb Tk Imkan Hai?
Pathan Kafi Sharmila Tha
Bola!
3,4, BAHNO K Rishte Aye Huwe Hain
Or 1 Behen Se To Baat Bi Chal Rahi He.
When a newly
When a newly wedded man is happy, we understand why. When a man,
after ten years of marriage, is happy, we don''t understand why.
It''s all a question of time!
True meaning of "GIRL":
True meaning of "GIRL":
"G"=GAPSHUP me sabse aage..
"I"=INNOCENT sirf shakal se
"R"=RONE ki automatic machine
"L"=LARAI mei kisi se kam nhi..
agar tum mujh sey rutho
agar tum mujh sey rutho to batayon kaisay manayoon gha?
aa kar terey pass "ik kan k nechey lagaon gha"
By The Time You
By The Time You
Finish Reading This Sms
You''ll Realize
You Have Wasted Your Time
&
Been Made Fool As Well ... ;->
Aap Ki 5 Khoobian
Aap Ki 5 Khoobian
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2--------
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J Zindgi Vich Koi Changa Kamm Kitta Honda Te Ajj Ae Jaga Khali Na Hondi!:-)
ASIF ALI ZARDARI K BAAD KON SADAR BANEY GA...
ASIF ALI ZARDARI K BAAD KON SADAR BANEY GA...
SOCHO
SOCHO
AUR SOCHO
NAHIN MALOOM?
CHALO ME BATATA HUN
REHMAN DAKAIT.. :-)
safar main neend nahi aati hai
Man: Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.
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Pathan: To Tum Rabi-ul-Awal Main So Jaya Karo. :-)
Maa Apni Jawaan Betiyon
Q: Maa Apni Jawaan Betiyon K Sath Ghoomay
Jaye To Bhala Kaum Aitraaz Kar Sakta Hai??
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A: Jawaan Betiyaan.
Techr: agr 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain
Techr: agr 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain
aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain
phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?
Studnt: sir,
asaan wale ap ne khud hal kr lye
aur mushkil wala mere lye chor diya. :-)
allah tujhe tere pyare bando ka wasta
Yaa ALLAH ..!!
Tujhe Tere Pyare bando Ka Wasta ...!!
Iss Dafa Ramzan Mein Shetaan Ko Chor Ke
Wapda Walon Ko Band Kar Dena
AMEEN
Ek Raja Tha ... Ek Rani
Ek Raja Tha ... Ek Rani
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Donoo Mar Gaye
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Khattam Khanai
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Abay Neachay Kiya Lash Dehk Rahe Ho BOl Dia Na Mar Gaye Dono :)
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