An important msg 4 U

An important msg 4 U

I promise to my Allah that I''ll send balance
of rupees 50 to the sender of this msg
& will not foward this message to sender..
Thank''s..

May, 13 2010 166 chars (2 sms) 2269 views Funny

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Khub surat pholon mai,

Khub surat pholon mai,

Haseen wadiyon mai,

Dil kash bagon mai,

Aap jesa
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1 kira zaror hota hai..

50 - 50 kos dur jab koi bachha

50 - 50 kos dur jab koi bachha

oon oon karke rota hai to ma kehti he

k beta aise mat ro,varna

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bada hoke HIMESH RESHAMMIYA ban jaega.

buhat stupid ho tum

Buhat stupid ho tum I''m sure 100%
Buhat badtameez ho tum I''m sure 100%
Buhat gadhay ho tum I''m sure 100%
But jo be hay meray ho tum I''m sure 100%

~Todays FACT~

~Todays FACT~

Guinness Book Of Records
Holds The Record For
Being The Book Most
Stolen From Public Libraries... ;->

Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend

Teacher -
Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend,
kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise
bachaoge..? .
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Student – Marne do dono ko.!
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Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein
kar kya rhe the

CONGRATS

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....

youn galliyon main m

Youn Galliyon Main Muje Bad-Naam Na Kia Ker
"JAn|x"

Muje Bura Kehte Waqt Log Tera Naam Bhi Lete Hain... =P ;->

indian President

indian President to Musharraf:hamare pas Ashwaria hai
Bipasha hai Shushmita hai. Tumhare paas kiya hai?

Musharraf: Hamare paas jagah hai sub ko le aoo..

Yesterday In My Dream You

Yesterday In My Dream You

Were Counting Lot Of Money.

But

I Dint Understand Why You Were Sitting In Front Of Temple.

sab kaho aameen : )

Aaj Ki Dua:

Aye Allah!

Koi Ghalti Se Mere Number Per Balance Send Kar Day.

Sab Kaho Aameen. :-)

1 bAt soCh rAhE hAiN

1 bAt soCh rAhE hAiN PAthAn,ZArdAri,PAppu,FArAaz bAith kAr.

Ye sALAy SAntA Or BAntA kidhAr chALE gAe HuMMe MsgZ mE bhEj kAr... ;->

Upss sochnay ki bAAt hy =P

EiK PatHaN CycLE

EiK PatHaN CycLE
Pe LarKi K SaMnE
ZoR SaY GiRa

AuR

JaLdi Se KhArA
HoGayA !!

LaRki Oh My GoD!

PaThAn HuM aiSaY
He UtArTa Hai ;->

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