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peshawar ki police
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peshawar ki police
peshawar ki police
Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhi Jawab Nahi Hai
1 Pathan Talaab Main Naha Raha Tha
Police Wala Kehta Hai
Chal Ooye Bahar Aa Kar Kapry Pehan
Teri Talashi Leni Hai.:
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Sentence With a Direct Object
Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.
Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.
Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?
Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)
Do u know k glass
Do u know k glass tutay to kiya awaz ati hai?
Dhuz?
no
Dhooz?
no
Thish?
Nahi bhai
Ami ki awaz ati hai"lakh d laanat,fer ki pann ditta e?
Jab barish hoti hai
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,
Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge
Who Is A Doctor???
Who Is A Doctor???
He Is That Person
Who Cures The
''Ills''
By
''Pills''
&
''Kills''
The Person With His ''Bills...
everyday i wait for ur msg
Everyday I wait for ur msg,
But everyday u 4get.
Frm now onwrds
if anyday u 4gt,
then
I''ll jump from
TRAIN WHEN IT STOPS!
Stop smiling,Im serious.
Philosophy of life..
Philosophy of life..
At the beginning of relationship, every girl treats her boyfriend as GOD, Later somehow
alphbets get reversed..
Marriage is a three ring
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
meri taqdeer ko dekho
Mere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske
Dil Ki Wicket To Gira Di pappU Lekin,
Meri Taqdeer Ko Dekho!
Uska Baap Umpire Tha...
No ball day di... ;->
Ager Mahima Chudhar
Ager Mahima Chudhary male (larka)hoti to us ka naam kia hota.........
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BAAPHIBAAP Chudhary
MA HI MA to BAAP HI BAAP
Define "GUTS"..??
Define "GUTS"..??
Its Wen Ur Boyfrnd Catches U In Theatre With Another Boy & U Say,
"SWEETHEART NEXT SHOW IS WITH U..!!!";-)
is msg ko aagay frwrd zarur kare
Is msg ko aagay frwrd zarur kare''n
Kya pata aap ki waja se kisi ka bhala ho jaye...
"Jin larkiyo''n ko is Eid pe date marney k liye ya apni frndz ko jalaney k liye boyfriend ki zarurat ho tou wo is # pe contact kare''n..."
0321*6307893
Number change kr k Be-gairati mat dikhaiye ga =P ;)
''suno, Mehsoos karo,
''suno,
Mehsoos karo,
Badal ki garaj
Bijli ki chamak
Barish ki ik ik boond
Tum se
Cheekh cheekh
kar keh rahi hai
"NAH Lo"
Eid abi dor hai.''
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