''1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya
"When I Give A Lecture, I Accept That People Look At Their Watches, But What I Do Not Tolerate Is When They Look At It And Raise It To Their Ear To Find Out If It Stopped.