Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?

Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?
Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?

Call Centre Girl: Sir, Dial 123 To Know Ur Current Bill Status

Sardar: Not Current Bill, I Asked Mobile Bill
  

May, 17 2010     145 chars (1 sms)     2376 views       Funny

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Baba ji k meley main
is saal parsaad main
kambal bantey jain ge,

Yeh baat kisi aur
ko mat batana kiyon k
ye SmS sirf








''''SELECTED
FAQIROON ko kiya ja raha hai
Bikhari : Shahb 10 Rs Dedo
Chai Peeni Hai

Sahab : Lekin Chai Tou 5 Rs Ki Aati Hai . . . ???




Bhikari: (Sharmate Huey)

Sahab Girl Fend Bhi Saath Hai Na . . . ;->
Is Ko Kehte Hyn
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Kutta Khuwari ... ;->


A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.
We''ve known Each other
4 Quite a while now,
do u think
we can be more than FRNDS?
Will u be my PARTNER
2 rob a BANK !?



1 pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.

2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.
He said… Do u love me just coz
my father left me a fortune?
She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter
who left you the money!


Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
SWEET POEM:

Eat With Butter,

Cut With Cutter,

When You Forget MeYou Will Definitely Fall In Gutter..:-)
Ladkewale:ladki ka nam kya h?Ladkiwale:hmari pyari,apki pyari,sbki pyari RAMPYARI..ladke ka nam kya h?Ladkewale:hmara gu,apka gu,hm sbka gu JUGGU!!
Why Memons are banned to play hockey & football.........?





Because Corner miltey hi dukaan khol lete hain =)