Bohat Kiya intizar,

Bohat Kiya intizar,
Lekin Nahi Aayi Pooonn ....

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Wah g Wah...

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kiy kehna...

,

Lekin Jab Aayi Pooon,

Sub Ne Kaha...!

Ooon Hooon .... ;->

May, 14 2010 191 chars (2 sms) 2222 views Funny

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Ye Msj Blank Nhi He.

Ye Msj Blank Nhi He.

Apko Dhund Ki Wja Se Wrds Nazr Nai A Rahe...

Happy Fog Day

Ajj kal Nichey jaiker sms dekhna Aam Hogaya hau Is liye ap

Ajj kal Nichey jaiker sms dekhna Aam Hogaya hau Is liye ap
ko Nichehy dekhne ki zaroart nahi ok
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Akhir pakistani People hoo na jiss Kaam ka mana karoo
wo zaroor karte hoo

t h o u g h t of the

T H O U G H T Of The Day

Jis Tarah Yeh Sms Achanak Aap K Pass Agaya Hai,
Is Tarah Mout Bhe Achanak Askati Thee,,,

Agar Sms Ki Jaga Mout Ajati To Kia Is Waqt Aap ALLAH K Samney Hazir Hone K Lye Tayyar They?????

Zara Sochyey,,,

KUCH NAHI TO SIRF NAMAZ KI PABANDI KI NEYAT HE KARLAIN..

Pathan Born in JUNGLE

Pathan Born in JUNGLE is called SHER KHAN

born in WAR is BANDOOQ KHAN

Born in 0cean SAMANDAR KHAN

Born in garden GUL khan

&

when Born in a BUS New khan.

''ALLAH AAP KI UMAR LAMBI KARE!

''ALLAH AAP KI UMAR LAMBI KARE!
ALLAH AAP KO NAUKRI DE!
ALLAH AAP KO KHUSH RAKHE!
ALLAH AAP KI ROZI MAIN BARKAT DE!
YAAD HO GEYA?
CHAL PHIR KATORA UTHA OR SHOORU HO JA.''

Land lord

Land lord:Ok,I give you 3 more days to pay rent.
Tenent:Right sir,I select the days of Diwali,
Holi
and
Christmas

Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,

Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,

U Know Y?

WhenEver U Face Any Problem

Just C Ur Pic

& Say 3 Times

"If i Can FaceThis,

i Can Face AnyThing.

Fone Number

1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??

Socho Socho . . .

"Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??

Son:Mujhe circus dekhna ha

Son:Mujhe circus dekhna hai.
Papa:I M busy
Son: Waha 1 ladki chote-2 kapdo me
cheete pe sawari karti hai
Papa: Chalo chalte hai,
kaafi dino se cheeta nahi dekha

WOH KAHATE

WOH KAHATE HAI HUM SE KE AAPKA MESSAGE CHURAYA HUWA HOTA HAI,
YU TO NET PAR SMS KA KHAZANA HOTA HAI,
KUCHCH TO KADAR KAR LO ZALIM,
AAKHIR SELECTION TO HAMARA HOTA HAI

girls are selfish

Classic example to prove " Girls r Selfish"
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When i was child,many Girls wanted to kiss me.
I Allowed
&
Now i want to kiss many Girls ,but no one Allows!!:p

There Are Two Types

There Are Two Types
Of Women

1 - Without Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
Boyfriend Thinks So)

2 - With Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
Husband Thinks So ) ;->

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Bohat Kiya intizar,

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