Shaadi K Baad ... !

Shaadi K Baad ... !

Pehla Maheena
"FAKHAR Ka"

Doosra Maheena
"JABAR Ka"

Aur

Phir Us K Baad
Sarey Maheeny

"SABAR K Hotey Hyn" ;->

May, 17 2010 182 chars (2 sms) 2250 views Funny

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Benzeer apne kataab ma likhti hai

Benzeer apne kataab ma likhti hai
A for apple.
B for banana.

Bilawal k abu zara jaldi "oper" ana:-)

Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to

Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.

''1 pathan angoor bech

''1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.
2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.''

Laloo: I am so miser (kanjoos) th

Laloo: I am so miser (kanjoos) that

I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money.

I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

3 lessons form 3 idiots movie

3 Lessons Form "3 Idiots" Movie:

1. Do Any Work With Passion and Choice.

2. Believe in Yourself.

3. Always Have One Idiot Friend Like You! :-)

1 tha Chooha..

1 tha Chooha..
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Aur nahi hai bus 1 hi tha@

... T R U T H ...

... T R U T H ...

'''' GiRlS hAvE aN uNfAiR
aDvAntAgE oVeR mAn ...

If ThEy CaN''t GeT wHaT
tHeY wAnT
bY bEiNg SmArT,
tHeY cAn GeT iT bY
bEiNg dUmB ... ''''

Shakespare Said

Shakespare Said

Don’t Worry
B’coz If U Worry U Get Wrinkles On Ur Face
So
Why Don’t U Smile n Get A Dimple On Ur Face
Wish U Lots Of Dimplez

Kya aap panchvi pas se tez hain? To batao?

Kya aap panchvi pas se tez hain?
To batao?

Agr ram seeta hai,
To ram kya hai?

Socho socho

Simple hai yar

"Darzi"

Samjhay panchvi fail :-D

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Men discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
Women discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE

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What do you do

What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand Grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back :)

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Shaadi K Baad ... !

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