Jaan

Jaan
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Jaan

Jaan

Jaan
Jaan chor do meri

Mere sMs k Deewano

Hr wqt Mobile hath me liye

mere sMs ka wait krte rehte
ho... =P ;->

May, 14 2010 166 chars (2 sms) 2470 views Funny

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Woh kya hai k jiss

Woh kya hai k jiss k liye tum kuch b kar saktey ho?

Mujhe pata hai! bataooon
"Easy Load"

bhiga sa lagta hau aalam tumhe..

bhiga sa lagta
hau aalam tumhe..

bhigi si lagti hai
subah tumhe..

bhiga lag raha hai
sara jahan tumhe..

uuth nalayak
bistar gilaa kar hai tune..

Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. . . Kuch bhi kar.

Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. . . Kuch bhi kar. . .

Son: Nahi Dad, Me Tou Is Bar 100% Launga. . .!

Dad: Q Mazaq Kar Raha Hai. . .?

Son: Shruu Kis Ne Kia. . .? ;->

Sardar ko DRIP Lagi Thi

Sardar ko DRIP Lagi
Thi
Jb DRIP Khtm Hony
Lagi Tou Us Ny Apne
Bhai Sy Kaha
"Jao Sister Ko Bula
Lao"
Wo 3 Din Baad
Punjab Se Apni BEHEN
Ko Le Aaya ... ;->

Doorie Na Rahay Koi Aaj Itnay Qareeb Aao !

Doorie Na Rahay Koi Aaj Itnay Qareeb Aao !

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Meray Khayal Se Yeh Lata Ka Song Hai :->

Dil me Tum Dharkn me Tum

Dil me Tum

Dharkn me Tum

Asman me Tm

Zamen me Tum

Ankhon me Tum

Jahan dekho

Tum hi Tum

Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hai.

JARASEEM har jaga hote hain ;->

Har aahat par jaan nikal jati hai faraz

Har aahat par jaan nikal jati hai faraz

Ye public toilet mein kundi kyun nahi hoti...??

1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.

1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.

Driver: Kaha jana hai?

Aurat: Jana 2 khi nhiBacha ro raha hai.
Zara bs ka horn poo-poo baja Do

jis larki pe nzar rakhta

jis larki pe nzar rakhta hon uski ho jati hai shadi

jis larki pe nzar rakhta hoon us ki ho jati hai shadi

NIGHAH-E-MARD-E-MOMIN SE BADAL JATI HAIN TAQDEERAIN!

This is the telephone

This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

At A Bus Stop A Man Entered The Bus And Shouted Out Loudly

At A Bus Stop A Man Entered The Bus
And
Shouted Out Loudly

''''Dont Try To Move From Ur Seats''''

Tariq qulfi Wala Aap Chal Kr Tuwade Kol Aayega ;->

What Do U Call A

What Do U Call A Woman
Who Has Lost
95% Of
Her Intelligence . . . ?
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DIVORCED . . . . :p

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Jaan

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