Qayamat Ki 5 Nishaniyan

Qayamat Ki 5 Nishaniyan

1-Zardari Imandari
Krega

2-Altaf Karachi Ayega

3-Musharaf Pr Muqadma
Chalega

4-Sheri Rehman Parda
Kregi

5-Adliya Bahal Hogi ;)

May, 14 2010 169 chars (2 sms) 2927 views Funny

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Before you judge a person,

Before you
judge a person,

Walk a Mile in

His Shoes
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.

After that,
.
.

Who cares?

He''s a Mile away & the shoes r urs!

Take them & Run;-)

31st march or 1st ap

31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools...;->

''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level
Copy to clipboard''

somebody up there lo

Somebody up there Loves you Somebody down here cares for you Happy Birthday!!!

d0sto0 ghajini da

D0sto0

Ghajini Daikhnay k Baad Andaza Hua k Aap ka Do0st Bhi Amir Khan Say kam Nahi Hay.

Mai Bhi Parhta Hun
Samajhta Hun

Phir 15 Min Bad Sab Bhool Jata Hun

I will lend you

I will lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to you, my hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you but i can not lend you my heart because it already belongs to you.

Movie titles related to eng students:

Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge

2 lovers plan 2 suicide.

2 lovers plan 2 suicide.
Boy jumped first.
Girl closed her eyes n returnback saying "LOVE IS BLIND"
Boy in the airopened his parachute saying "LOVE NEVER DIES"

Socrates Was Once Asked

Socrates Was Once Asked:

What Is The Cure For "Love At 1st Sight?"

The Philosopher Replied:

"Take A Closer Look Second Time".

Sardarji to others:

Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!

I''m Not Well

I''m Not Well
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Neither M I A River......!

We Have Been Listening :

We Have Been Listening :

"Practice Males Perfect ... "

But

Also That Too :

"Nobody is Perfect ... "

So

"What Is The Point Of Practicing ..." ;->

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