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T H O U G H T Of The Day
Jis Tarah Yeh Sms Achanak Aap K Pass Agaya Hai,
Is Tarah Mout Bhe Achanak Askati Thee,,,
Agar Sms Ki Jaga Mout Ajati To Kia Is Waqt Aap ALLAH K Samney Hazir Hone K Lye Tayyar They?????
Zara Sochyey,,,
KUCH NAHI TO SIRF NAMAZ KI PABANDI KI NEYAT HE KARLAIN..
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Main Usay Yaad Karti Hoon
Main Usay Yaad Karti Hoon
Jisay Soochti Hoon
Woh Mughay Yaad Karta Hai
Jisay Main Sochty Hoon
Main Kisay Sochty Hoon
Yeh To Mughay Bhi Nahin Pata
new degrees of do
New Degrees Of
"DOG"
DOG, DOGER, DOGEST ...
Congratulations To
Justice Justice
Abdul Hameed "Doger"
For Achieving 2nd Degree
Of DOG ...
Ek Aadmi Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.
Ek Aadmi Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.
Woh Ghussay Se Darwazy Per Gaya Aur Bola:
"Kon Gadhay Ka Bacha Hai?"
Bahar Se Aawaz Aai:
.
.
.
Abbu Main Hon. :-)
Pathan 2ble sawari ja
Pathan 2ble sawari ja
rha tha
Police waly ny rok kr
kaha:
Pata nhi hy k 2ble
sawari py pabandi hy
Pathan:
O Yara pata hy isliye
to isko waps chorny ja
rha hn ;->
Jab se tumhein jana hai,
Jab se tumhein jana hai,
Jab se tumhein paya hai,
Her dua mein tera naam aya hai,
Taa k pooch sakun rab se k,
''''Yeh tu ne kaisa ajooba
banaya hai..?
Ek Kabristan Me Ek Bhoot
Ek Kabristan Me Ek Bhoot Ko Dhek Kar Sabhi Bhag Rahe The
Lakin Mai Nhi Bhaga
Pata Hai Kyu?
Kyoki Maine Aapko Pehchaan Liya Tha
ek pathan ghalti se
Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.
Aur Bola:
Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.
Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega. :-)
Teacher: everyone write your lover name in a paper../
Teacher: everyone write your lover name in a paper../
After 2 seconds boys : Finished madem . .
After 10 minutes girls : Additional paper madem.../ :-D
Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kyahai?..
Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kyahai?..
nahi pata..??
answer) D-Cold
Chan (chain)ki saans - D.cold
chalo ab batao...
Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naamkya hai ?
this is quite simple...
answer) D''Cold again
kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi!!!
Teacher: Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria
Teacher: Draw A
Diagram Of Bacteria
Pappu: Here It Is Sir
Teacher: Where? You
Haven''t Drawn
Anything
Pappu: Sir, Can You
See Bacteria Without
Microscope ... ;->
''Na yad tmhari bhulaenge
''Na yad tmhari bhulaenge
Na sath tmhara chorenge
Na krenge dil se door tmhe
Na dosti tmse tornge
Agr toot b jye ghalti se
to
ELFY laga k joren
If time doesn''t
If time doesn''t wait for you, don''t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
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