Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi

Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi
Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi
bandhe to basnti & thakr ka kya rishta hua?




Kuch b nahi,kaam karo apna,Thakur k hath hi nahi the.
  

May, 14 2010     146 chars (1 sms)     2887 views       Funny

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dil k arman ansoun mein beh gaye,




aur kya pani mein behney they
''Bhool kar b kisi ko na rulana,

Zindgi main sab ko hasana,

Dushman ko b galay lagana,

Phir b koi ghum day to,

Maray ko phone lagana,

THOK DEIN GAY saalay ko''
Acording 2 a recent
survey
Men say
d 1st thing they notice
abt a woman is their
eyes
&
Women say
d 1st thing they notice
abt men is
aThey r bunch of liars ;)
Q-
What''s The Most
Wicked Thing
A Group Of Young
Accountants Can Do ... ?

















Ans-
Go Into Town
And
Gang-Audit Someone ... ;->
Q. What does 98 stand for in Windows98?

A. It stands for number of times it hangs in a day!!
Since our frndship started ...

There hv been so many times


WEN I DISTURBED U ...


IRRITATED U ...


FRUSTRATED U ...

Today i msg u just to say

"I''LL CONTINUE"!!
Memon K Ghar Guest Aye


Bivi Ne Kaha.


Jao Mehmano K Liye Kuch Le Kar Aao


Memon Bahar Gaya Aur TAXI Le Aya! ;->
Remix

Hum Dosto Ko Bari
pakiza Saza Dete
Hain,,,,,!!






HUM DOSTO KO BARI
PAKIZA $AZA





DETE
HAIN...!!!






Gand MArte Nahi






CHUPA LAGWA Dety heN,,,

Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:

Alwys treat your toothbrush like a b0yfriend.
Dont let anybody else use it & get a new 1 every 3 months.! B-)
Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.

Ab terey sath "Gold Leave" kon piyega "ZARDARI"

Sheerey Smoker AUnti ki to Chohti hogayeee..
''God didnt promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way''''